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Rumored 2022 ASG Jersey

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3 minutes ago, SongInTheAir said:

they look like caca

Sandy will make it look cool when he goes out to pitch in the 1st inning.

1 hour ago, SongInTheAir said:

they look like caca

I like this way better than our current jersey design and this is from a guy who generally thinks gold looks tacky.

2 hours ago, CyggyMarlin said:

It's already better than last year's shit

man, i dunno, i had some epic shits last year.  i had to take some time off work some were so damn relaxing.

10 minutes ago, hovertical said:

man, i dunno, i had some epic shits last year.  i had to take some time off work some were so damn relaxing.

Epic as in "Sat there for almost an hour surfing the web on my phone and my legs got numb" shits?

Just now, CyggyMarlin said:

Epic as in "Sat there for almost an hour surfing the web on my phone and my legs got numb" shits?

nah, these were the kind where you feel hollow inside afterward and are shocked the toilet flushed

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

nah, these were the kind where you feel hollow inside afterward and are shocked the toilet flushed

The kind where you have a bunch of dairy and then chug a highly caffeinated beverage like a Bang or Celsius and then wait 20 minutes?

1 minute ago, Michael said:

The kind where you have a bunch of dairy and then chug a highly caffeinated beverage like a Bang or Celsius and then wait 20 minutes?

not for me.  these ruminate overnight and wake you up at 4am to trip over your shoes while you clench your cheeks as you just barely make it and then you hope you don't wake the neighbors up from your groans of utter release

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

not for me.  these ruminate overnight and wake you up at 4am to trip over your shoes while you clench your cheeks as you just barely make it and then you hope you don't wake the neighbors up from your groans of utter release

Ah, perhaps I just have some lactose intolerance then and the massive caffeine intake just accelerates that.

5 minutes ago, Michael said:

Ah, perhaps I just have some lactose intolerance then and the massive caffeine intake just accelerates that.

milk (with or without meat) will blow up my insides but i'm generally ok with other dairy products.  I just get the lactaid milk to have around the house. 

5 hours ago, Erick said:

Sandy will make it look cool when he goes out to pitch in the 1st inning.

Based on the fact that the game is in Los Angeles, and the fact that he’s the best starting pitcher statistically speaking, I’m guessing that Brian Snitker is starting Tony Gonsolin.

 

But who knows?

Edited by SirFishFan

1 minute ago, SirFishFan said:

Based on the fact that the game is in Los Angeles, and the fact that he’s the best starting pitcher statistically speaking, I’m guessing that Brian Snitker is starting Tony Gonsolin.

 

But who knows?

Das knows.

55 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Based on the fact that the game is in Los Angeles, and the fact that he’s the best starting pitcher statistically speaking, I’m guessing that Brian Snitker is starting Tony Gonsolin.

 

But who knows?

Sandy’s stats are better than Gonsolin’s and Das can suck it if he thinks otherwise.

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