2 minutes ago, Michael said:

No politics.

Twinkies being political really throws me off. Just keep the Hostess Cupcakes out of this at least.

Bruce announced they can't afford in-game entertainment next year, so he's just going to go on the field himself like the manatees.

 

2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Twinkies being political really throws me off. Just keep the Hostess Cupcakes out of this at least.

They're our biggest campaign donor here in the future so he's kinda right.

2 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

Bruce announced they can't afford in-game entertainment next year, so he's just going to go on the field himself like the manatees.

 

Did he gain weight this off-season?

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

They're our biggest campaign donor here in the future so he's kinda right.

regular Twinkies or the abominations they call new flavors?

1 minute ago, SonOfJack said:

Did he gain weight this off-season?

He's been spending the Marlins' payroll on buffets.

Just now, rmc523 said:

He's been spending the Marlins' payroll on buffets.

That bastard. Buffets are such a waste of money. The food is never as good as a regular restaurant.

3 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

regular Twinkies or the abominations they call new flavors?

See, we lost the nomination and political heft of the Fruit Pie party when we started eating exclusively Marlin out of our rage-hate for Sherman and Ng (who are now married and co-own the team).  Additionally, there was the scandal of finding out we have those Crip gang ties which further alienated us from the Fruit Pie Party of the Republic of Cohen.  Your current Twinkie lust only gets worse as more seasons pass and Ng begins telling everyone to buy season tickets to watch the Marlins defend their WS title (after we lost all 162 games since someone had the bright idea to remove clothes for each win off a giant cardboard Sherman). Now, we have Wei-Yin Chen as the pitching coach of the Marlins as the Mets hired Mel away when his current contract ran out.  It's bad times all around. It never gets better so we begin dabbling with expired pumpkin spice Twinkies and hallucinating strange things like acquiring a center fielder a veteran innings eater.  We get taken away to a special padded cell to completely detox from the pumpkin spice twinkies. When we get out, we vow to only eat Marlin from that point forward as the only entertainment we had in the padded cell was the offseason highlight reel of 2022.

 

It's very trippy all around.

p.s. our car keys are in the back of the fridge behind the jar of Goya sofrito.

20 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

regular Twinkies or the abominations they call new flavors?

I didn't even know they had new flavors.

5 minutes ago, hovertical said:

See, we lost the nomination and political heft of the Fruit Pie party when we started eating exclusively Marlin out of our rage-hate for Sherman and Ng (who are now married and co-own the team).  Additionally, there was the scandal of finding out we have those Crip gang ties which further alienated us from the Fruit Pie Party of the Republic of Cohen.  Your current Twinkie lust only gets worse as more seasons pass and Ng begins telling everyone to buy season tickets to watch the Marlins defend their WS title (after we lost all 162 games since someone had the bright idea to remove clothes for each win off a giant cardboard Sherman). Now, we have Wei-Yin Chen as the pitching coach of the Marlins as the Mets hired Mel away when his current contract ran out.  It's bad times all around. It never gets better so we begin dabbling with expired pumpkin spice Twinkies and hallucinating strange things like acquiring a center fielder a veteran innings eater.  We get taken away to a special padded cell to completely detox from the pumpkin spice twinkies. When we get out, we vow to only eat Marlin from that point forward as the only entertainment we had in the padded cell was the offseason highlight reel of 2022.

 

It's very trippy all around.

p.s. our car keys are in the back of the fridge behind the jar of Goya sofrito.

Just now, rmc523 said:

8 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Bahaha, that one's much better.

10 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

I didn't even know they had new flavors.

https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/hostess-twinkies-flavor-list/ I am pretty sure they have done more since then, I think it is an annual thing

6 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/hostess-twinkies-flavor-list/ I am pretty sure they have done more since then, I think it is an annual thing

Interesting.

I don't even know the last time I've had a Twinkie.

1 hour ago, SonOfJack said:

https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/hostess-twinkies-flavor-list/ I am pretty sure they have done more since then, I think it is an annual thing

2 hours ago, rmc523 said:

Bruce announced they can't afford in-game entertainment next year, so he's just going to go on the field himself like the manatees.

 

Fuckin’ a! I hate this franchise 

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

Fuckin’ a! I hate this franchise 

We're the biggest fans and the biggest haters at the same time

1 hour ago, rmc523 said:

I didn't even know they had new flavors.

Dude the chocolate Twinkie with peanut butter filling is phenomenal lol

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

Dude the chocolate Twinkie with peanut butter filling is phenomenal lol

That's not even a Twinkie anymore though. It is like when they mess with the Oreos, they are creating some new thing

Just now, SonOfJack said:

We're the biggest fans and the biggest haters at the same time

It’s like only you can point out that your kid is a spoiled, ungrateful piece of shit. But only you can say that cause you still love them even though you look for any chance of escape 

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

It’s like only you can point out that your kid is a spoiled, ungrateful piece of shit. But only you can say that cause you still love them even though you look for any chance of escape 

Technically both @hoverticaland I can say it about my kids though since he is me from the future.

4 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Technically both @hoverticaland I can say it about my kids though since he is me from the future.

So wait, do both of you get to fuck your wife? 

7 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Dude the chocolate Twinkie with peanut butter filling is phenomenal lol

 

6 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

That's not even a Twinkie anymore though. It is like when they mess with the Oreos, they are creating some new thing

This is like in the Jurassic World movies when they cross the DNA from different species to make insane hybrid dinosaurs. 

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