Why not ?

Edited December 27, 20223 yr by TaiwanAstros

3 minutes ago, TaiwanAstros said:

 

Welcome to last week Joe.

At this point, this team is basically "Major League" again (or have we ever stopped being that? lol), so why not sign a random cast of characters?

 

Maybe Kim has been busy getting a movie film crew together to film the team.

Major League 4: Clowns in Miami

Edited December 27, 20223 yr by rmc523

2 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

At this point, this team is basically "Major League" again (or have we ever stopped being that? lol), so why not sign a random cast of characters?

 

Maybe Kim has been busy getting a movie film crew together to film the team.

Time for a cutout of Bruce in the clubhouse?

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Time for a cutout of Bruce in the clubhouse?

If it helps us win, sure.

I do find it funny that the original story line was about the team moving to Miami, so they totally could do something down here and it'd make sense.

44 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Time for a cutout of Bruce in the clubhouse?

It's crude, and I can do a better one later, but it'll do for now:

 

25 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

It's crude, and I can do a better one later, but it'll do for now:

 

Shouldn't the object be to put clothes ON him? They may go 0-162 if each win removes an article of clothing.

 

11 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Shouldn't the object be to put clothes ON him? They may go 0-162 if each win removes an article of clothing.

So he starts off full starkers?

Man I'd be such a crotchety asshole if I had to see that.

8 minutes ago, Michael said:

So he starts off full starkers?

Man I'd be such a crotchety asshole if I had to see that.

Maybe Avi had a sneak preview before the season started last year

15 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Maybe Avi had a sneak preview before the season started last year

What a crotchety asshole.

8 minutes ago, Michael said:

What a crotchety asshole.

No personal attacks.

Abreu likes to play for Marlins, he's a Marlins if we match Astros' offer.

Justin Turner hates Marlins after Jeter leaves. 

Drury is a huge Angels fan. 

Just don't even care who we sign as long as it is a major league contract, what the heck, we signed enough minor league contracts already. Just something to be interested in

Well, it's not Rich Hill, who signed a 1/8M deal with the Pirates.  Not that he was expected to be who we signed.

so no innings eater dude for when the inevitable injuries happen, MASSIVE gaping holes (nice) at nearly every position, undefined closer - but yep...nothing lol 

worst offseason ever.  hands down.  I've NEVER seen a Marlins team this inactive...EVER.

1 hour ago, rmc523 said:

Well, it's not Rich Hill, who signed a 1/8M deal with the Pirates.  Not that he was expected to be who we signed.

Were we interested in him?!

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Were we interested in him?!

Nah he’s trash lol

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Were we interested in him?!

stop eating so many goddam twinkies!  it's getting hard to move around

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Were we interested in him?!

 

We're simultaneously interested in everyone/monitoring it, AND very clearly not interested in anyone.

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

Nah he’s trash lol

I know, just need that interest. Been a few days

2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Were we interested in him?!

No, just saw the news and didn't think it deserved a thread.

Edited December 27, 20223 yr by rmc523

1 minute ago, rmc523 said:

No, just saw the news and didn't think it deserved a thread.

We need to sign a minor leaguer already

26 minutes ago, hovertical said:

stop eating so many goddam twinkies!  it's getting hard to move around

No politics.

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

No politics.

be careful, I know which board member is you from the future too....time isn't kind to you either