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Random Notes for the Miami Marlins Baseball Club - June 22nd Edition

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  • The title was changed to Random Notes for the Miami Marlins Baseball Club - June 22nd Edition
2 minutes ago, Michael said:

 

 

Tuesday when I was looking at the game report on ESPN for the matchup I was perusing the injury section and it had Sixto listed as day-to-day but Jazz was still on the 10 day IL lol,

 

The Sixto thing is just so mind-numbingly ridiculous at this point like just fucking "retire" from baseball already dude.  you fucking suck and are never going to contribute in any meaningful way ever again.  It would be nice if all of a sudden he was ready because our rotation is suddenly hurting but christ bro, it's been YEARS now.  just go away.

8 minutes ago, Das Texan said:

I've been traveling and all...

 

Did I miss Sixto getting hurt again?

I don't think he got hurt again. He just hasn't really progressed at all since his last setback.

38 minutes ago, Michael said:

 

 

I wish I could be like Avisail and get paid 12M per year to do nothing.....and then paid to do literally nothing after getting injured.

3 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

I wish I could be like Avisail and get paid 12M per year to do nothing.....and then paid to do literally nothing after getting injured.

And still get to keep your job. Complete job security even though your coworkers are much better at it than you.

Plus your company pays for all your expenses: fancy catered food, lodging, massages everything!

 

Damn I should have been a baseball player..

 

😢

6 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

I should've been a pornstar.

I'm just lacking in the looks, personality, and penis size areas.

Personality?

Not sure you really need a great personality for that job, just need to say “pizza’s here.”

Pizza Door Open GIF by Teddy Too Big

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11 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

I should've been a pornstar.

I'm just lacking in the looks, personality, and penis size areas.

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

28 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

I wish I could be like Avisail and get paid 12M per year to do nothing.....and then paid to do literally nothing after getting injured.

 

21 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

And still get to keep your job. Complete job security even though your coworkers are much better at it than you.

Plus your company pays for all your expenses: fancy catered food, lodging, massages everything!

 

Damn I should have been a baseball player..

 

😢

I mean guaranteed contracts and all...

He was good enough at one point to warrant that deal... 

 

Granted Derek Jeter was the stupid moron to give it to him because Derek Jeter was well...not good at that baseball executive stuff...

Still!  Guaranteed contracts!

Avi, why dont you legit take your time in getting back to us.  Thanks. 

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39 minutes ago, Das Texan said:

Avi, why dont you legit take your time in getting back to us.  Thanks. 

US?!

GET OFF THE WAGON, CARDINALS FAN!

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE!

1 hour ago, SonOfJack said:

I should've been a pornstar.

I'm just lacking in the looks, personality, and penis size areas.

Still time to be a fluffer

16 hours ago, Das Texan said:

 

I mean guaranteed contracts and all...

He was good enough at one point to warrant that deal... 

 

Granted Derek Jeter was the stupid moron to give it to him because Derek Jeter was well...not good at that baseball executive stuff...

Still!  Guaranteed contracts!

Avi, why dont you legit take your time in getting back to us.  Thanks. 

He was?  Everyone hated the deal when it was signed .

17 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

I should've been a pornstar.

I'm just lacking in the looks, personality, and penis size areas.

Yeah,  but can you 69? 

1 hour ago, rmc523 said:

He was?  Everyone hated the deal when it was signed .

I think people just hated the deal because they signed him instead of Marte. Turns out the Marlins would have been better off signing neither of them.

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49 minutes ago, Valid said:

I think people just hated the deal because they signed him instead of Marte. Turns out the Marlins would have been better off signing neither of them.

I'd rather have hurt/not so good Marte than completely useless Garcia

3 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

I'd rather have hurt/not so good Marte than completely useless Garcia

That doesn't change the fact that having declining 34-year-old Marte for 4/80 wouldn't have been good.

If we would have signed Marte, everyone would have been complaining about how horrendous he is this year.

Edited by Valid

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