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Adult Food Ordering - No Compromises

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What's one thing you always wanted as a kid that your parents would say "NO!" to that as an adult you ALWAYS get now?

For me, it's extra cheese on pizza. I ALWAYS get extra cheese on pizza now. I refuse to ever be under-cheesed when eating pizza.  I made that vow to myself as a kid and I stuck to it as an adult. 

Cookie Crisp cereal and all other sugary sweet cereals with cartoon animal mascots on the box. Always wanted those but had to eat oatmeal almost every day.

Now that I look back I realized they did me a huge favor but still I wanted that Cookie Crisp cereal so bad!

And we’ve had this discussion before but I definitely think that cereal tasted much better when I was a kid in the 90’s. I bought some of the rereleased French toast crunch awhile back and it’s just not the same at all as it was like when I tried it once in ‘97.

17 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

And we’ve had this discussion before but I definitely think that cereal tasted much better when I was a kid in the 90’s. I bought some of the rereleased French toast crunch awhile back and it’s just not the same at all as it was like when I tried it once in ‘97.

I think this is just because cereal isn't very good. Lol.

It's funny: I would much rather have a bowl of oatmeal than a bowl of cereal (even though oatmeal technically is cereal).

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31 minutes ago, Valid said:

I think this is just because cereal isn't very good. Lol.

It's funny: I would much rather have a bowl of oatmeal than a bowl of cereal (even though oatmeal technically is cereal).

I eat oatmeal for breakfast but eat cereal for dessert. Oatmeal will never surpass cereal in terms of sheer enjoyment!

33 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Eh Rice Krispies are good

I liked Rice Krispies Treats cereal (which they discontinued for some reason). Rice Krispies on their own were just so bland.

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Just now, Valid said:

I liked Rice Krispies Treats cereal (which they discontinued for some reason). Rice Krispies on their own were just so bland.

Yeah you ain't wrong about that. They turned to mush while you were taking the cap off the milk.

 

43 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

@Rydawg hacking accounts again I see

Edible panties are considered adult food!

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24 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Low calorie also

Honestly depends what substance they were wrestling in beforehand. Pudding panties can pack on prodigious poundage post haste.

Delicate balance between "food was really better back then" and just being an old fuck bitter about everything now. My in laws insist the Whopper was twice the size it is now when they were younger... that seems like a stretch. Sure fast food quality has probably gone down and companies cut corners and things change in general but I'm pretty sure the Whopper is a standard size burger as far as the weight of the meat. To think it's gone down half its size seems unlikely. 

2 hours ago, hovertical said:

Honestly depends what substance they were wrestling in beforehand. Pudding panties can pack on prodigious poundage post haste.

I thought you didn't like wrestling?

9 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

I honestly don't remember any things I was told not to order that I order now.

Same for me. I was a picky eater as a kid so whatever I wanted I got it or I might not eat anything else. So I don't remember being told no for food, well I guess except the extra cheese that I mentioned before from my cheap parents 😅 

1 minute ago, SilverBullet said:

Same for me. I was a picky eater as a kid so whatever I wanted I got it or I might not eat anything else. So I don't remember being told no for food, well I guess except the extra cheese that I mentioned before from my cheap parents 😅 

I was a really picky eater too - I still can be in some instances, but I'll try a lot of things now, whereas I used to not even consider things if it wasn't "normal" and/or plain.

For instance, I used to get burgers plain with just ketchup.

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1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

I had my first beer when I was 13!

Same, brother 

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5 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

My in laws insist the Whopper was twice the size it is now when they were younger... that seems like a stretch.

Your in laws also tried pulling a 97 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket prank on you. So I don’t know how much I would trust them..

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