43 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Another 3 ks for Stowers. Brilliant trade 

And what were they supposed to get for trash in a trade? Rogers has been equally terrible.

20 hours ago, pollythewog said:

Daddy dix key acquisition Cronin terrible as usual 

 

Shut the FUCK up, Polly!

 

 

15 hours ago, Michael said:

 

Shut the FUCK up, Polly!

 

 

Yes an 8.78 ERA, the stat that actually counts nerd! Keep your spreadsheets at Harvard m8

2 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Yes an 8.78 ERA, the stat that actually counts nerd! Keep your spreadsheets at Harvard m8

His underlying numbers do look pretty good tho tbh. Daddy dix spank me daddy 

X with a double, walk, and another steal. Me likey.

@Michael @Admin @SilverBullet @hovertical @SirFishFan I’ll be at game today wearing my burger hat and will prob be on tv

@SongInTheAir

Edited August 17, 20241 yr by pollythewog

13 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

@Michael @Admin @SilverBullet @hovertical @SirFishFan I’ll be at game today wearing my burger hat and will prob be on tv

@SongInTheAir

For reference, last year 

7 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

For reference, last year 

be mindful of folks with sesame seed allergies

34 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

For reference, last year 

Is that you and @sonofjack?

23 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Is that you and @sonofjack?

That person doesn't exist

1 hour ago, SirFishFan said:

Is that you and @sonofjack?

YOU DIRTY HUSSY

Great team you have here Bendix 

3 hours ago, hovertical said:

YOU DIRTY HUSSY

 

Are you calling me a saucy girl?

8 hours ago, pollythewog said:

@Michael @Admin @SilverBullet @hovertical @SirFishFan I’ll be at game today wearing my burger hat and will prob be on tv

@SongInTheAir

I don't shit a fuck.

3 hours ago, SirFishFan said:

 

Are you calling me a saucy girl?

 

Oui

suck it Mutts

X with another hit, 2 more walks, and another steal. Leadoff man perfection!

 

 

Oh look another terrible pitcher from the Dfa pile

Welll so much for the Adam Oller era.  Do they just leave his bus ticket to Jacksonville quietly in his locker so that he gets it after the game.

Extra painful that the catcher who went to the U hits a grand slam.  In case you just came back from Mars, catcher is not exactly our position of strength.

 

LOL, guess Nick Fortes took that personally.

5 minutes ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

Welll so much for the Adam Oller era.  Do they just leave his bus ticket to Jacksonville quietly in his locker so that he gets it after the game.

Extra painful that the catcher who went to the U hits a grand slam.  In case you just came back from Mars, catcher is not exactly our position of strength.

 

They could have took him too but took Cody morisette 🫥

13 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

They could have took him too but took Cody morisette 🫥

That is very unfortunate to say the least.

29 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

They could have took him too but took Cody morisette 🫥

KIM NG ERA PICK

(Probably still Jeter choice tbh)

DADDY DIX WOULD NEVER

Told you Norby would get Stowers fired up.

Kyle with the single putting him just 4214 hits behind Pete Rose.

Could have sworn we had gotten rid of Kent Emmanuel but that was Emmanuel Rivera who is not to be confused with Emmanuel Ramirez who is not to be confused with Agustin Ramirez who is not to be confused with Abrahan Ramirez.

Which leads me to believe we are going to trade for Rafael Ramirez Junior since we just released Junior Sanchez in the minors, no relation to Jesus Sanchez or El Guapo Sixto Sanchez.

Anyway Kent Emmanuel is the smoking gun that we are clearly tanking.  He was 0-5 with a 6+ era  in AAA and a WHIP near two.  So clearly he fits in with these MLB the show computer generated pitchers today.