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Lisa Salters No I'm not kidding. I raise you one michelle obama I don't find her attractive at all. Michelle Beadle on the other hand... I use to think Linda Cohn was hot when I was a teen.

Lisa Salters No I'm not kidding.

The Lobos beat #7 TCU for the second time in the tournament and clinched the Mountain West automatic bid. Didn't make the NCAAs for 50 years and now we've been in it 2010 and 2011. Ray Birmingham is a hell of a coach.

The Marlins love their HS prospects so I'm expecting them to take Archie Bradley or Taylor Guerrieri which I wouldn't complain. The guy I would love for them to take is Mikie Mahtook. ESPN has him going 15th and MLB.com has us taking him at 14. I think he has stud written all over him. Above average arm, good speed, above average power and good plate discipline. Who knows what we'd do with CC but an outfield of LoMo, Mahtook, Stanton would be off the charts.

The Marlins love their HS prospects so I'm expecting them to take Archie Bradley or Taylor Guerrieri which I wouldn't complain. The guy I would love for them to take is Mikie Mahtook. ESPN has him going 15th and MLB.com has us taking him at 14. I think he has stud written all over him. Above average arm, good speed, above average power and good plate discipline. Who knows what we'd do with CC but an outfield of LoMo, Mahtook, Stanton would be off the charts.

New Mexico(19-39) has pulled off 3 straight wins and will be playing in the Mountain West championship game tonight. No ace, a below average lineup and they have a chance to make the NCAA tournament for the second year in a row. Unbelieveable.

Also, Pudge didn't get hurt but what about the play at the plate in the 2003 NLDS against... who? THE GIANTS. This isn't anything new.

I don't know about a rule change. What I do know is that Cousins should leave baseball this second and sign with the Dolphins to be their SS in waiting. My goodness that was one of the nastiest hits I have ever seen. Not dirty, nasty.

Ok, give me the description of the guy who robbed the bank. He looked sad which was odd considering how much money he made off with.

Nothing more depressing than joining the mile high club all by yourself.

If you can't beat'em... don't play'em.

Did he leave on his own or did Golden boot him?

ESPN would love for this franchise to fall off a cliff. Nothing they hate more than a low budget team whooping up on their beloved superpowers. ESPN's motto when talking about the Fish: For every positive mentioned, follow with 3 negatives.

With a perfect 13/13, a 3.20 ERA, and a 1.22 WHIP, it's the man you all love.... Any relation to Lights Out Leary?

2 games postponed today so far. Giants/Cubs and Royals/Tigers Ha and I'm done before it even gets started, had Scherzer, Cabrera, and Darwin Barney.

BIG NEWS! FanDuel has contacted me and offered us a Freeroll. They are putting up over $200 worth of prizes and the fee to enter is ZERO. It'll take place this Sunday at this link Join today, and you can edit your team as much as you want until Sunday when it locks. In addition to the $200 prize pool, EVERY user that finishes above me will win an additional $5 for beating me, the owner of this site. It's free for current users and for new users, so join the tournament today and try and beat me. :mischief I signed up for the site but don't have any money to deposit at this time, would I still be eligible for a prize?

hm. i'll pm him when I get some witty inspiration. but that still doesn't answer my question...what will they do with billy the marlin? Billy the Marlin will be no more... Murder!? :o Osama's swim buddy.

Hardly ever put gel and comb my hair back but when I do everyone tells me I look like Elvis :confused .

Sports can be really cruel. Take a look at the schedule for the University of New Mexico football team this season. It would be rough for an upper tier program but for a program with just two wins since 2009 it's brutal. Colorado State(3-9) @ Arkansas(10-3) Texas Tech(8-5) Sam Houston State(6-5) New Mexico State(2-10) @ Nevada(13-1) @ TCU(13-0) Air Force(9-4) @ San Diego State(9-4) UNLV(2-11) @ Wyoming(3-9) @ Boise State(12-1)

It's a shame he's blocked. I would love to see what he can do in the Majors but with Logan, CC, and Stanton in the outfield he wouldn't get playing time unless he could make the switch to 3b. Second year in a row he has put up a good average with impressive power numbers. Could be a good trade piece if we make a move at the deadline.

Little kid: Can I get your autograph? That Marlin: Yeah... for $45.

PITTSBURGH -- Rashard Mendenhall has created a stir with comments made on his official Twitter page regarding Osama bin Laden's death. The Pittsburgh Steelers running back on Monday tweeted: "What kind of person celebrates death? It's amazing how people can HATE a man they have never even heard speak. We've only heard one side..." Mendenhall didn't hold back, even making a reference to the Sept. 11 attacks. "We'll never know what really happened. I just have a hard time believing a plane could take a skyscraper down demolition style." The Steelers felt compelled to act. On Tuesday, team president Art Rooney II released a statement. "I have not spoken with Rashard, so it is hard to explain or even comprehend what he meant with his recent Twitter comments. The entire Steelers organization is very proud of the job our military personnel have done and we can only hope this leads to our troops coming home soon." Mendenhall, who profiles himself as a "conversationalist and professional athlete" on his Twitter page, turned some heads in March, as well, when he supported a comment by Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson comparing the NFL to "modern-day slavery." "Anyone with knowledge of the slave trade and the NFL could say that these two parallel eachother," Mendenhall posted at the time. Mendenhall is coming off a tremendous season, as he led the AFC champions in carries (324), rushing yards (1,273) and rushing touchdowns (13). He has 2,439 yards in three seasons since being drafted in the 2008 first round out of Illinois. In the 2010 postseason, Mendenhall ran for 230 yards on 61 carries in three games with four touchdowns, as Pittsburgh defeated the Baltimore Ravens (31-24) and New York Jets (24-19), before falling to the Green Bay Packers 31-25 in the Super Bowl. Among his other bin Laden tweets: "I believe in God. I believe we're ALL his children. And I believe HE is the ONE and ONLY judge." "Those who judge others, will also be judged themselves." "For those of you who said you want to see Bin Laden burn ... I ask how would God feel about your heart?" "There is not an ignorant bone in my body. I just encourage you to think." Mendenhall's string of tweets ended around 6 p.m. Monday. He has not tweeted since. Sports radio talk shows in Pittsburgh -- and around the nation -- were fielding calls on Tuesday about his comments. Mendenhall has 13,631 followers on Twitter, and he personally follows 66. Included in the group he's following is the Dalai Lama, comedian Sarah Silverman and the Park Community Church in Chicago. ESPN

Now you see what happens when you make Gaby mad, Gaby smash.

We may not get you right away but damnit we'll get your f**king a$$ at some point. Burn in hell b***h.

This is the most I've been excited about a Dolphins draft in a long time. Daniel Thomas is a special back. With him running behind our OL we are going to put up some really nice rushing numbers. Great pick.