Finish the sentence!

Woman: had a drug addiction

Had a STD.

was writing quizzes all the time

smokes.

who was a Red Sox or Cowboys fan.

has a penis.

...has ever hit a woman.

Either: had no ambitions.

who did not act like a whore in the bedroom

I'd never date a woman from Pittsburgh.

 

I'm serious.

 

Coal-miner women with vaginas so big you find dead canaries in 'em.

 

who did not act like a whore in the bedroom

 

 

This is one of my favorites. So true, yet so hard to find and YET... You don't want them being too whorish the first time. They've got to be filthy and rotten by degrees.

I'd never date a woman from Pittsburgh.

 

I'm serious.

 

Coal-miner women with vaginas so big you find dead canaries in 'em.

 

 

 

LOL, so much hate...

woman who is snobby.

I'd never date a woman from Pittsburgh.

 

I'm serious.

 

Coal-miner women with vaginas so big you find dead canaries in 'em.

 

Youre so lame.

"I'd never date a man/woman who....."

 

...was dead.

 

Have to have some standards.

woman with no self-respect.

I would never date a guy who was shallow.

 

I would never date a guy who was a Cubs fan.

I would never date a woman who would leave their current boyfriend/fiance/husband for me...well, not again.

..who had 3 breasts a la Total Recall

...who was hairy, in more places than you can see...

hates me.

woman who doesn't like anal sex

...hates his mother;

...has no pride;

...can't laugh at himself;

...is too much of a metrosexual;

...can't see the beauty in baseball;

...is a scientologist

 

oh boy, there are just so many.

-Smokes

-Is flatter than the Great Plains....