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I broke my hand last night.

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So during my brothers football bash last night, my brother and I started play fighting. Much alcohol was consumed.

 

 

It went on for 10 seconds and then I threw a massive straight right punch at his shoulder and I proceeded to BREAK MY RIGHT HAND.

 

 

:|

 

 

 

Im in a cast for 3 weeks.

 

 

 

Sux.

Damn that sucks.

 

I broke my foot a few months ago, wasn't a pleasant experience. The worst is constantly having to take a shower with a plastic bag wrapped around the cast so it doesn't get wet.

clearly your brothers right shoulder is made of steel because that s a sh*tty way to break your hand.

So during my brothers football bash last night, my brother and I started play fighting. Much alcohol was consumed.

 

 

It went on for 10 seconds and then I threw a massive straight right punch at his shoulder and I proceeded to BREAK MY RIGHT HAND.

 

 

:|

 

 

 

Im in a cast for 3 weeks.

 

 

 

Sux.

 

Maybe you were so drunk that what you thought was your brothers shoulder was in reality a tree or a brick wall.

So during my brothers football bash last night, my brother and I started play fighting. Much alcohol was consumed.

 

 

It went on for 10 seconds and then I threw a massive straight right punch at his shoulder and I proceeded to BREAK MY RIGHT HAND.

 

 

:|

 

 

 

Im in a cast for 3 weeks.

 

 

 

Sux.

 

Maybe you were so drunk that what you thought was your brothers shoulder was in reality a tree or a brick wall.

 

:drunks :lolup

Ouch bro, that blows. Drink more milk.

I drink milk like crazy, but my bones still be weak :(

Ouch.

 

And what did we learn from this experience?

punch him in the stomach next time?

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Dr said the techical term for what I broke is the "3rd Meta Carpel"

 

 

3 weeks in a cast.

It's ok, I once broke my ankle walking in a circle.

 

Am I mean if I laugh at this? Ok. Sorry. :p

 

 

TD, get well soon. No more picking fights with your bro, unless you aim for his stomach next time.

That's right- it's all fun and games until someone breaks his hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then, it's hysterical! BTW- get well fast and get someone really hot to feed you and pull up (or down) your underwear. :arms

get well fast and get someone really hot to feed you and pull up (or down) your underwear. :arms

 

 

 

*raises hand*

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