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"Be careful, I melt under pressure."

"I can't get guys out with my eyes open, so let's give this a try.

 

...*throws pitch*...

 

Nope. Didn't work. Same result. I guess I just suck."

"Don't bother swinging the bat. I'll probably walk you anyway."

"Ah, another blown save! At least I'm cute."

Aha! I have the perfect idea. And I love it so much, It's instantly going in the sig.

Aha! I have the perfect idea. And I love it so much, It's instantly going in the sig.

 

 

 

 

*dies* :laughpurple :laughpurple :laughpurple :clapping

 

Next time they play in Miami, get someone to put that up on the big screen

"Those fools! What they don't know is that I get tobacco to chew, dip, and smoke from Loria and a sponge bath from Samson every time we lose. Bwahahaha!"

"You mean I'm supposed to get guys out ? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, geesh I wish someone had told me that before !"

Aha! I have the perfect idea. And I love it so much, It's instantly going in the sig.

 

 

Easily the funniest thing I've seen all week. Kudos.

How about a Rap song?

 

Yo, yo,

check it...

 

My name is Kevin Gregg...

Say what? My name is Kevin Gregg!

 

Yo...

I care,

I don't dip,

I don't chew,

I don't smoke,

Put me in the 9th, and I swear I'm gonna choke.

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