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Jennings Up, Hand to DL

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clarkspencer @clarkspencer

No official word yet from #Marlins, but LH Dan Jennings appears to be on his way back up. Could that mean a DFA for Brad Hand? Stay tuned.

Brad Hand is about as injured as Kevin Gregg was after his 10th blown save years ago.

Fake injuries are a big, big no-no, but one can certainly understand how it could happen --

 

FO: Brad, you're not doing so well, and we think that ankle thing is very serious. We don't want to DFA you and then you get waived by 29 teams like Marmol, that would be embarrassing. Mostly for you, but we wouldn't look too smart, either. We sure don't want to release you, we know that you're better than that, but you're out of options. And so are we.

 

BH: Uh, yeah, OK.

 

FO: So, we'll put you on the 15 DL and then you can have a rehab set-back, you know, like Rafael with the groin thing. Those ankle sprains are just as tricky.

 

BH: Uh, yeah, OK.

 

FO: Then, we'll put you on the 60 DL, just like Rafi.

 

BH: Uh, yeah, OK.

 

FO: So, you'll have 2 months to get your head screwed on straight and throw some rehab innings and work on your control.

 

BH: Uh, yeah, OK.

 

FO: Of course, you'll be paid at MLB rates the whole time.

 

BH: Uh, yeah, OK.

 

FO: Are we good with this?

 

BH: Uh, yeah, OK.

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I'd rate it like a C- for wittiness and creativity, but to each his own.

A grade C- is basically the definition of "decent".

A grade C- is basically the definition of "decent".

Depends on who's judging the grade and who the grade is for, but yeah, sure.

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