I'm dreaming right now, but what if we didn't trade anything of real value? What if WE hosed someone for once?

 

 

Just need to sign/trade for a 1b

 

Gordon

 

Yelich

 

Stanton

 

Morneau/Morse

 

Ozuna

 

Mcgehee

 

Salty

 

Hech

 

(Fernandez)

 

Latos

 

Alvarez

 

Cosart

 

Koehler

 

Eovaldi

 

Nicolino

 

 

LOL Latos's white trash wife is going ape shit

 

Dallas Latos @DallasLatos · 1m1 minute ago

 

I am shaking. Someone confirm this sh*t.

 

Our rotation is absolutely disgusting. Just became Nationals-type best in the game good when Jose returns...

 

 

FUCKING SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

 

 

 

Dallas, too.

 

Dallas Latos @DallasLatos · 1m1 minute ago

 

I am shaking. Someone confirm this sh*t.

 

Pollys health is on the line RIGHT FN NOW depending on this trade.

 

 

Our rotation is absolutely disgusting. Just became Nationals-type best in the game good when Jose returns...

 

 

Assuming Latos is actually healthy

 

 

LOL Latos's white trash wife is going ape shit

 

 

Dallas Latos @DallasLatos · 1m1 minute ago

 

I am shaking. Someone confirm this sh*t.

 

 

 

I thought you were just acting like a dick before.

 

Now I know it isn't an act.

 

.

 

 

I wonder how Cat Latos feels about this

 

 

Dallas, too.

 

 

Dallas Latos @DallasLatos · 1m1 minute ago

 

I am shaking. Someone confirm this sh*t.

 

 

Maybe she'll convince Latos to retire too.

 

 

Frisaro says DeSclafani is going

 

 

Frisaro says DeSclafani is going

 

 

If that's it then wow

 

 

Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal

Latos going to #Marlins for DeSclafani and Chad Wallach.

 

That's a win

 

Im ok with that, is Dietrich part of the deal too?

Wallach, though.

 

Ah well.

 

 

Frisaro says DeSclafani is going

 

 

That means Stanton just got traded

 

 

Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal

Latos going to #Marlins for DeSclafani and Chad Wallach.

 

That's a win

 

 

 

That's a total win. We can still go and get Morneau if we wanted to

 

 

Absolutely love that fucking trade. Desclafani is going to be a nice bullpen arm but Wallach is in the low minors and LAtos is very very good. Great Deal to keep Eovaldi and Nicolino.

 

 

fuck latos is probably really injured

 

 

Fucking steal... big win for the Fish. Wallach will probably turn out to be good for Cinci, but Disco is whatever.

 

 

This is what it's like to be a marlins fan. When we win a trade, we immediately think the play we acquired is injured or something.

 

 

Well he is injured...that whole stem cell thing and all

 

 

If Haren retires, Fish are in great shape.

 

If Haren stays, Fish are in unbelievable shape.

 

 

NOW GET A FUCKING MASSIVE BAT!

 

WE NEED THAT HUGE WOOD!

 

 

fuck latos is probably really injured

 

 

Have you ever said anything positive in your lifetime?

NOW GET A FUCKING MASSIVE BAT!

 

WE NEED THAT HUGE WOOD!

 

 

I HAVE HUGE WOOD! PICK ME!!!!!