Fuck!!! Jesus christ 13 left on base. You just can't do that. 

 

Johnson is a fucking waste of a roster spot. 

 

 

Ramos time. Let me take some blood pressure medicine, a Xanax and some Viagra. 

 

 

Stitches!  Lmao.

 

I know that, but someone here used to post a meme with Billy the Marlin. Haven't seen it this season.

 

 

but he's so good at 1b.

 

 

13 LOB

 

 

Three times they had first and second 1 out and didn't score.

 

 

I was talking to Eric. Your only hope is self pity.  You might get a pity fuck from a chic with a nice personality.  That or hookers. 

 

You're mean

 

 

13 LOB

 

The story of the season. It's inexplicable how we can't hit with runners on. 

 

 

Fuck!!! Jesus christ 13 left on base. You just can't do that. 

 

Johnson is a fucking waste of a roster spot. 

 

We're winning

 

 

1 out. 2 more AJ, you can do it.

 

 

Three times they had first and second 1 out and didn't score.

 

they couldn't score with a 5 cent hooker

 

 

What's up with Ramos velocity. 95!

 

 

Whatever happens here, I'm pretty sure Motter won't be hitting a 2B down the 3B line. 

 

 

they couldn't score with a 5 cent hooker

 

Its like they are me

 

 

THROW STRIKES! PLEASE NO WALKS!

 

 

The umps really want to fuck us 

 

 

THROW STRIKES! PLEASE NO WALKS!

 

AJ, why?????????

 

 

You're mean

 

Some times the truth hurts

 

 

Motter Fucker

 

 

Corey Dickerson pinch-hitting. He scares me. 

 

 

You're mean

 

Forgive me

 

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Forgive me

 

You are forgiven, wow

 

 

I thought Chris Johnson was gonna throw that one to LF. 

 

2 outs. We need 1 more. 

 

 

We're winning

 

He does have a most logical point.  Sustaining the ability to maintain a win streak cannot be possible as long as Johnsuck remains on the roster and takes a spot away.

 

 

hurry up and win this so I can go to sleep and dream of mariel Hemmingway.