The ump has fucked two of our hitters tonight and last nights ump ended our ninth inning. 

 

 

canadamarlin, have you ever worked with a hot girl?

 

Or were you the hot girl?

 

 

Dude.... wow

What? It's so true.

 

 

The ump has fucked two of our hitters tonight and last nights ump ended our ninth inning. 

 

he must be a gay.

 

 

What? It's so true.

 

What grade do you teach

 

 

Bour, stop trying to hit the ball 500 feet. Go the other way like Barry taught you. A single works here. 

 

 

he must be a gay.

 

He most certainly is. 

 

Mattingly should've brought in Stanton. 

 

 

Ohhhhh yeah, I'm a teacher remember? The ratio at my workplace is ungodly.

 

the teachers at my kids' elementary school.... it's like a college sorority party.

 

bad things, man.

 

 

What an awful AB. It was like watching Stanton hit left-handed. 

 

 

What grade do you teach

 

If he says 12th grade he's the coolest person on this board by default. 

 

 

Looks like Bour made a concious decision to NOT walk under any circumstances 

 

unreal

 

 

I just stared at mine like a creep

 

Well, that's cause you're a creep.

 

 

What was that Bourbino?

 

 

11 left on base. That bodes well. 

 

 

Well, that's cause you're a creep.

 

I can't disagree here

 

 

They should have put Fernandez in for bour 

 

 

Hopefully Phelps and Ramos shut them down tonight. 

 

 

They should have put Fernandez in for bour 

 

Jokes aside, is Rojas not available? He's been hitting well. Donnie loves the late inning defensive replacement, so why not get the batting matchup?

 

 

old topps packaging gum: I tried it. doesn't taste bad.

 

 

lol Rich the 2-strike K

 

 

"Another breaking ball and another strikeout."

 

-Rich Waltz

 

There are 2 strikes, Rich...

 

 

OMG ME TOO

 

Word of advice if you want it.  Be friendly but look disinterested.  It drives hot girls nuts when a guy doesn't jock her.  They aren't used to that.  Also, don't try to impress her by trying to be super cool.  Be humble and you will be eating her humble pie in no time.

 

 

Hopefully Phelps and Ramos shut them down tonight. 

 

I'm not looking forward to the 9th with Ramos.  It's like waiting for a heart attack.  A lot of times more stress in that innings than the other 8 combined

 

 

Rich saw the future

 

 

"Another breaking ball and another strikeout."

 

-Rich Waltz

 

There are 2 strikes, Rich...

 

He must be staring at a hot chick.