every time I hear "Bell" I shiver for some reason

 

 

Ask Mike Hill

 

:cat  Mr. Hill, where do I get a super pen?

 

:hill  I hope you're intelligent enough to understand this ...

 

 

I miss Pat Shine

 

 

Dee taggin' them nuts.

 

 

A.J. Ellis...worst catcher in baseball?

 

-.2 WAR in like 6 games/24 abs so probably

 

 

What the fuck, Ed Lucas?

 

Honestly, I dont think he has a fucking clue what he's doing.

 

 

every time I hear "Bell" I shiver for some reason

 

I think you have something in common with a dog

 

 

I think you have something in common with a dog

 

:cat  

 

 

You're right, this isn't my team, I don't own them. I am however a fan!

 

i saying i say that to team not you

 

 

Oh no. This may get out of hand very quickly. 

 

 

i saying i say that to team not you

 

You have to forgive @Michael, he's a little what's the polite way to say this? Stupid.

 

 

i saying i say that to team not you

 

Why would the Miami Marlins be reading this during the game? I don't believe they're allowed to use their electronic devices during the games.

 

 

Can someone please declare this team's status as the Bad News Bear? 

 

 

Oh no. This may get out of hand very quickly. 

 

We traded Hand to the Padres last year.

 

 

We traded Hand to the Padres last year.

 

So you're saying we're already out of hand ?

 

 

I hate bunts.

 

 

 

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We traded Hand to the Padres last year.

 

actually didn't they dfa hand and the padres just pick him up? 

 

hand has been absolutely awesome as a 1IP type of RP, like i said the marlins should always do with him

 

 

actually didn't they dfa hand and the padres just pick him up? 

 

I thought so

 

 

No, I'm referring to the third-time-through theory.  It seemed like a psychological block once the sixth inning came around, and now it's not there.  He's just consistently mediocre now. 

 

Like I said, the only thing that's changed is he's now worse at getting people out initially. But the point of my original post was that the chance of him having anymore successful innings is very low. Very, very low. 

 

 

I love you Dustin! I wanna DFA him. DFA as in Down For Anal.

 

 

I wish @pollythewog would be the marlins GM, manager, pitching coach, and third base coach. 

 

 

I love you Dustin! I wanna DFA him. DFA as in Down For Anal.

 

This doesn't work as a pick-up line, I heard anyway

 

 

I wish @pollythewog would be the marlins GM, manager, pitching coach, and third base coach. 

 

And cheerleader. He'd look great in one of their outfits.

 

 

And cheerleader

 

Manatee?

 

 

Manatee?

 

Nah he's more of a mermaid for sure.