i was gone for 24 hours can you paraphrase what happened pls lol

 

Arpen said Hech was a better hitter than Bour.

 

 

Bour 4. Pirates 3

 

 

NICE RIP, BOUR!

*fucks the air*

I hope you're wearing a condom

If our super pen shuts it down now, we win. #superpen

 

 

Arpen said Hech was a better hitter than Bour.

 

going by and comparing every baseball stat there is b/t the two seems logical

 

 

:high5

 

 

I hope you're wearing a condom

 

Bitch, I'm inside, not Pittsburgh.

 

 

Hambinoooo 20 year contract extension 

 

 

Can AJ Ellis do something that's not good for the other team?

 

 

Pariagullo knows his shit 

 

 

the earth is flat, the moon landing is fake, Admin has a girlfriend. i can say things too

 

 

And I maintain...

 

3 hits is a good week for Hech.

 

 

Clearly, everyone needs to hit off the tee before the game tomorrow.

 

 

3 hits is a good week for Hech.

 

in a month right?

 

 

I apologize to Jeff Mathis.

 

 

Nice swing Bour. 

 

God is Ellis fucking useless. I actually miss Mathis.

 

 

Nice swing Bour. 

 

God is Ellis fucking useless. I actually miss Mathis.

 

I was about to say the same thing. At least Mathis was very good defensively. 

 

 

I was about to say the same thing. At least Mathis was very good defensively. 

 

At least Mathis had some power but if Ellis doesn't get on base he is literally dead weight.

 

 

He had a higher average in 2014 and 2015 than Bour will ever have, and I'd be surprised if he didn't finish this year with a higher average and OBP.

 

Average lol

 

Gotta love Hech's .280 empty batting average. Tremendous career year.

 

 

I apologize to Jeff Mathis.

 

I second this

 

 

HEY IT'S DAVID PHELPS

 

 

phelps against lefties seems smart

 

 

Just please dont fuck this up again Phelps.

 

 

Just please dont fuck this up again Phelps.

 

Well, since you said please ...

 

... I think he's considering.

 

 

is hanson the 4th brother?