Let’s at least get this run in and tie the game for Pablo 

Hopefully Ian hangs one for Mr. Cooper.

Just now, SilverBullet said:

Hopefully Ian hangs one for Mr. Cooper.

That was shallow center? Lmao

Great...Joyce

Let's go Jatty Moyce!

I am not a fan of this new camera angle they keep using

Holy shut dude! It’s like he’s swing a tennis racket with no strings. Just a big hole.

BOOOOO

does Joyce even hit the ball hard in batting practice? I've never seen a guy that is that slow hit the ball that softly. 

I feel like Joyce is having trouble seeing the penis.

Joyce got that Emilio Bonifacio power with that Albert Pujols speed.

Ugh 

I was concerned use some of the momentum from that Berti play...phwew.

Smart play is to save it for later in the game.

Got to get Joyce out of there

Just now, SongInTheAir said:

does Joyce even hit the penis hard in batting practice? I've never seen a guy that is that slow hit the penis that softly. 

 

This offense is so schizophrenic 

To top that inning off, I grabbed a “mystery” flavored dum dum pop and it’s fucking pineapple. Fuck everything I love

1 minute ago, Jokersgoon said:

This offense is so schizophrenic 

Good point. They're hallucinating that Joyce is a good hitter so he stays in the middle of the lineup. 

2 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

To top that inning off, I grabbed a “mystery” flavored dum dum pop and it’s fucking pineapple. Fuck everything I love

Dude, what is wrong with pineapple? I don't know what a dum dum pop is though so maybe it is an issue there

It’d be nice to score a run

1 minute ago, SongInTheAir said:

Good point. They're hallucinating that Joyce is a good hitter so he stays in the middle of the lineup. 

fuck

Whenever you are ready Marlins...

god damn, d'Arnaud really smoked that penis