This guy has pierced ears...jump on him!

Just don’t get why they keep putting Joyce in the middle of the lineup when he’s not done anything

So, who are all of those Astros fan cutouts rooting for in the series?

1 minute ago, rmc523 said:

Just don’t get why they keep putting Joyce in the middle of the lineup when he’s not done anything

That and Dickerson are the mysteries for me

You got to swing at that shit miguel

I know it's late, but... 

fucking joyce

Seriously your going to fucking pull Sierra for Brinson

oh my god so now Brinson hits for Sierra after Joyce got to hit in the most critical part of the game? How the fuck are some of you still defending Mattingly as an in-game manager?

Brinson is in, but instead of replacing Joyce he replaces Mags.... smh

Come on Lew...

 

1 minute ago, SongInTheAir said:

oh my god so now Brinson hits for Sierra after Joyce got to hit in the most critical part of the game? How the fuck are some of you still defending Mattingly as an in-game manager?

I agree...completely indefensible.

And Wallach should have been pinch hit for here too

God damn it!!!!

No fucking breaks. 

Matty V is ass at calling deep fly balls to the track.

Just now, FishFan95 said:

Matty V is ass at calling deep fly balls to the track.

He's the same way in the video games

Still a fairly small penis here, guys. 😞

Damn every time I look at the score I still can't believe it's only 2-0. Feels so much worse than that.

Just now, SilverBullet said:

Damn every time I look at the score I still can't believe it's only 2-0. Feels so much worse than that.

Motherfucker lol you patronized me over expressing the same thing. It “feels” that way cause our offense sucks 😂

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

Still a fairly small penis here, guys. 😞

We know. 

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

Motherfucker lol you patronized me over expressing the same thing. It “feels” that way cause our offense sucks 😂

You said it was over. I never said that. 

1 minute ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Motherfucker  

What do his fornication choices have to do with anything?

Great inning by Box!

Nice job, Mr. Box

The cool thing about having Matt Joyce on the roster is that they can let infants play defense during batting practice because he's never hit a ball hard enough to hurt anyone.