3 hours ago, taiwanmarlin said:

10/350

There is no way they sign Correa. 

14 minutes ago, Major-Minor said:

There is no way they sign Correa. 

It's already in the works. They just can't say anything yet.

8 hours ago, taiwanmarlin said:

10/350

A ball doesn't have sides, it's a circle.

Just now, SilverBullet said:

A ball doesn't have sides, it's a circle.

*checks pants*

Can confirm.

1 minute ago, SonOfJack said:

*checks pants*

Can confirm.

Pics or it didn't happen.

4 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

A ball doesn't have sides, it's a circle.

Actually it's a sphere.

15 hours ago, Michael said:

It's already in the works. They just can't say anything yet.

ESPN INSIDER MICHAEL REPORTS MARLINS WILL SIGN CARLOS CORREA -  ARTICLE PENDING JETER'S APPROVAL

8 hours ago, Major-Minor said:

ESPN INSIDER MICHAEL REPORTS MARLINS WILL SIGN CARLOS CORREA -  ARTICLE PENDING JETER'S APPROVAL

ESPN can't afford me.

3 minutes ago, Michael said:

ESPN can't afford me.

Ng, when would you extend Sandy !?

6 hours ago, taiwanmarlin said:

Ng, when would you extend Sandy !?

Which one of us is Ng?

5 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

Which one of us is Ng?

I thought it was you!

On 10/15/2021 at 5:40 AM, Michael said:

ESPN can't afford me.

As in their credibility is hanging by a thread, and they can't afford to have anyone like you on their team lest it crumble completely?

15 minutes ago, mystikol87 said:

As in their credibility is hanging by a thread, and they can't afford to have anyone like you on their team lest it crumble completely?

As in they wouldn't be able to pay me enough.

“Perhaps Miami would be willing to take on Rogers and give Alex Jackson a chance to prove himself until Rogers is healthy.”, this writer is really a joke, LMAO.

Edited October 19, 20214 yr by taiwanmarlin

Joe is back

Joe never actually left. He "retired" or rather MLB told him to scram. Lol

8 hours ago, taiwanmarlin said:

Joe is back

He’s talking about Marte and Duvall like we didn’t already have BOTH of them and still had a terrible team. 

Joe "retired" for like a week and then his new job was still reporting about the Marlins, completing undermining De Nicola being promoted to his spot. Awful move Joe, classless. 

If he was just moving on from MLB.com that's fine but announcing a retirement implies he was not gonna keep doing the same work after this one.

That's like McDonald's closing a restaurant and a new restaurant takes it's spot hoping for big business but then McDonald's opens a new McDonald's right next door.

The stove is gonna be ice cold thanks to the lockout

4 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

The stove is gonna be ice cold thanks to the lockout

Maybe the Marlins can use the microwave instead?

1 hour ago, SilverBullet said:

That's like McDonald's closing a restaurant and a new restaurant takes it's spot hoping for big business but then McDonald's opens a new McDonald's right next door.

McDonald's is real estate.

1 minute ago, Michael said:

McDonald's is real estate.

As opposed to fake estate

3 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

The stove is gonna be ice cold thanks to the lockout

Is it a stove at that point?  lol

14 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

Is it a stove at that point?  lol

Yes, just frozen.

You're still a human if you're frozen, aren't you?

You're dead, yes, but a dead human.