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TarHeel324

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  1. TarHeel324 replied to a post in a topic in Off-Topic
    :lol great stuff the one on Coach K on that page is gold too
  2. Whatever. Why does it matter? It only ends up mattering if more than 2 teams end up undefeated (like when Auburn got the shaft a few years ago)
  3. i enjoyed it - predictable, but stupid fun agreed. nothing special, but had some good moments the thing with Gil replacing Phil on the team cracked me up
  4. well, if he wanted it on TV, show it but i dont think i can bring myself to watch it
  5. i dont know if i know him....saw some dude on Comedy Central Presents...today...his last name was some funny name starting with a G. He's blonde with glasses. Funny dude. Kevin James is my favorite though. Ron White is 2nd fave. thats prob Jim Gaffigan
  6. Happy birthday to one of the few dookies i respect have a good one buddy
  7. Boston College Notre Dame Oklahoma Florida Georgia UTEP Oregon Iowa LSU Game Of The Week (5 Point Game): Texas
  8. Animal Planet is showing a tribute to Irwin right now
  9. This is kinda like the craziest news ever. To here it at a party at 3am makes it even more unbelivable. But I guess not. i hear ya man. not much can make everybody at a party stop what theyre doing, but this did
  10. They just cut Omar Jacobs too. Who would be third string....Hines? if he even plays Thursday
  11. wasnt it enough for Cedric to ruin The Honeymooners?
  12. Does Darius play ball like his dad? he plays high school ball if youre asking if he measures up to his dad, the answer is no, but hes still a pretty good player
  13. were also missing an awesome play by play guy So true :lol . He's no Len Kasper but did you listen to them talk about dialing long distance from hotel rooms tonight? It was so stupid it was funny. I think I heard a "my bad" from Rich tonight as well. i like Waltz...but nobody can measure up to the great Harry Doyle
  14. ahh yes Josh Booty, the man with the highest BA on the 97 team
  15. that wasnt funny. that board must be reaaaaaaaally slow if thats the funniest thing ever posted on there. Get over yourself. I didn't have high hopes when I read Accord posted it. :plain You have a very bad track record. It's not my fault that everyone on MB.com is holier than thou with no sense of humor and only laughs at jokes about algebraic equations, binary expressions, and Freudian nomenclature. What's the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"? Natural log cabin + c = houseboat HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Why did the chicken cross the M?bius strip? To get to the same side HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let Epsilon < 0 HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is the square root of 4b^2 ? 2b or not 2b AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! Trigonometry for farmers: swine and cowswine. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! What does an analytic number theorist say when he is drowning? Log-log, log-log, log-log HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Did you hear about the murderous mathematician? He went on a killing spree with a pair of axis! HAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Moral of the story: Lighten up. :plain why do you always think we're the problem and not you?
  16. that wasnt funny. that board must be reaaaaaaaally slow if thats the funniest thing ever posted on there. Get over yourself. I didn't have high hopes when I read Accord posted it. :plain You have a very bad track record. make that an absolutely terrible track record
  17. except we are missing the large black dude, and wild thing. well Cerrano couldnt hit the curveball...just like Reggie were also missing an awesome play by play guy
  18. What is this based on? Because Ohio State is somewhere in the top 10 for sure and they're not even on the list. Or maybe I just have cataracts from the list being seizure inducing to read. the only explanation is that Ohio State is not affiliated with the College Licensing Company, who put the list together
  19. I'm surprised Georgia is so high up. me too, but i guess it shouldnt be considering the schools with the largest football stadiums are near the top
  20. Link doesn't work. thats weird, ill just throw up the whole list in my post
  21. Top-75 Universities (1.) The University of Texas at Austin (2.) The University of Michigan (3.) University of Notre Dame (4.) University of Georgia (5.) University of North Carolina (6.) The University of Florida (7.) University of Oklahoma (8.) University of Tennessee at Knoxville (9.) The University of Alabama (10.) The Pennsylvania State University (11.) Florida State University (12.) Louisiana State University (13.) Auburn University (14.) University of Kentucky (15.) University of Wisconsin (16.) University of Miami (17.) University of Illinois (18.) University of Nebraska (19.) University of Arkansas Fayetteville (20.) University of South Carolina (21.) Oklahoma State University (22.) University of Kansas (23.) Duke University (24.) Clemson University (25.) University of Maryland (26.) The University of Arizona (27.) Purdue University (28.) Texas Tech University (29.) The University of Virginia (30.) Kansas State University (31.) University of Missouri (32.) University of Louisville (33.) Syracuse University (34.) University of Washington (35.) Georgia Institute of Technology (36.) University of Connecticut (37.) University of Pittsburgh (38.) Washington State University (39.) University of Mississippi (40.) University of Colorado (41.) Stanford University (42.) University of Cincinnati (43.) U.S. Military Academy (44.) Oregon State University (45.) University of Utah (46.) The University of Montana (47.) Brigham Young University (48.) Marshall University (49.) Boise State University (50.) Gonzaga University (51.) United States Air Force Academy (52.) Colorado State University (53.) Northwestern University (54.) Georgetown University (55.) Fresno State University (56.) Boston College (57.) University of New Mexico (58.) Villanova University (59.) Baylor University (60.) The University of Wyoming (61.) University of Texas El Paso (62.) East Carolina University (63.) University of Houston (64.) University of Memphis (65.) University of South Florida (66.) University of Delaware (67.) Texas State University - San Marcos (68.) University of Central Florida (69.) Marquette University (70.) Texas Christian University (71.) Southern Illinois University (72.) Tulane University (73.) George Mason University (74.) James Madison University (75.) University of Nevada
  22. Anything from Harry Doyle in Major League "The postgame show is brought to you by....*shuffles around papers and empty liquor bottles*...ah who the hell cares, nobody is watching anyways" "The totals for the Indians... no runs on one hit. That's all we got, one god damn hit?" "You can't say that on the air!" "Don't worry, no one's listening anyways." "Monty, anything to add?" "Uh...no." "He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!" And right now I can't think of one Anchorman quote to narrow it down to, but I'm gonna try. Major League 2 was classic too... Harry Doyle: Hello, Tribe fans, welcome to Major League Baseball... sort of. The attendance today is 14 hundred and 12. Most of them left after that 10 run inning the Red Sox put up. Take over Monty, I'm in the bag. Monte: Fly ball... Caught! Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty? Monte: Well at least the bird survived. Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings. my personal favorite: Harry Doyle: Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We hear he matured a lot over the winter, apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick. As you know, Monte, Vaughn is working on a couple of new pitches. The Eliminator and the Humilator to complement his fastball, the Terminator. Monte: I heard that. Harry Doyle: Dynamite drop-in Monte. That broadcast school has really paid off.
  23. Man, this is BS! Screw ESPNU! I actually want to see Miami (OH) and Northwestern. yeah thats pretty ridiculous i wouldve liked to see what they do before the game to honor Walker
  24. thats awful, the guy has a bright future hopefully its not the worst and everything is alright
  25. nice to see him succeed after having a rough time at Carolina
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