I'm not saying I believe it...I am just passing along this story I found online.

 

November 11, 2008...1:51 am

Manny, We Missed You

Per 2 solid sources: The Marlins are poised to make a run and enter the Manny Ramirez sweepstakes with a creative 2 year deal. While on the surface it sounds preposterous; don't laugh. Manny has a house (and his entire family) living near Miami and has wanted to play for the Marlins for years. We're also being told that the deal would include an option after the first year that would allow him to opt-out and become a free agent. No word yet on the money figures though 2 years at about 22 a piece sounds about right.

 

Also, we are told that the Marlins are looking to move Dan Uggla to third base (and not trade him) , Jorge Cantu to firstbase and either Bonaficio or Coghlin to play the keystone at second base?. Interesting, to say the least, as that scenario would block the path of Gaby Sanchez.

 

http://cityofchamps.wordpress.com/2008/11/...-we-missed-you/

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ha.

ha

Manny to the Marlins!

 

Sabathia to the Marlins!

 

Teixiera to the Marlins!

 

Bonafacio to the Marlins!

 

Wait, what!!!???

Why do people create these threads?

Somebody just got dooped by the internetz!!!!!!

HAHA.

ok now to take this seriouzlyz like OMFG NOAZ WAI!!!!!!!

 

 

Really, it says he would come here because he owns a house here, seriously, that's what they said about A-Rod and why he would come here. Stop reading everything on the internet that has the word Manny and Marlins in the same sentence

I felt the same way when I read this article.

For the record, the only reason my response was laughter was because the idea was so ridiculous that even the "article" in question thinks it's retarded enough to be laughed at.

As nice as it would be, there's no way this team is shelling out that much.

Also, LOL at two solid sources. I bet this is a prank the scouts decided to pull on the writer, that would be funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

Ha.

 

 

ha

 

 

HAHA.

 

ha

The "solid sources" didn't even spell Chris Coghlan correctly.

Haha manny accepting a 2 year deal. A snow balls chance in hell of that happening.

Now it all makes sense. We traded Willingham to make room for Manny! LOL.

Also, LOL at two solid sources. I bet this is a prank the scouts decided to pull on the writer, that would be funny.

 

Damnit Dim, I have to scroll so far when you post!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See how it feels?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although Chalmers is awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

End Transmission.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, I'd say that pretty much covers it.

The "solid sources" didn't even spell Chris Coghlan correctly.

 

It took six months before 80% of the people here could spell his name correctly so bad spelling really means nothing. EB's name has been misspelled for a day and a half by the legitimate media - Bonafacio, Bonificio, Bonifacio - what makes it funny is Manny and the Marlins being mentioned in the same sentence...

I been saying it, and I will say it again and AGAIN, the only big name in the market who should be in the same sentence as the Marlins would have to be Ivan "pudge" Rodriguez.

The "solid sources" didn't even spell Chris Coghlan correctly.

 

It took six months before 80% of the people here could spell his name correctly so bad spelling really means nothing. EB's name has been misspelled for a day and a half by the legitimate media - Bonafacio, Bonificio, Bonifacio - what makes it funny is Manny and the Marlins being mentioned in the same sentence...

lol

 

One can only dream....

The "solid sources" didn't even spell Chris Coghlan correctly.

 

It took six months before 80% of the people here could spell his name correctly so bad spelling really means nothing. EB's name has been misspelled for a day and a half by the legitimate media - Bonafacio, Bonificio, Bonifacio - what makes it funny is Manny and the Marlins being mentioned in the same sentence...

The "solid sources" didn't even spell Chris Coghlan correctly.

 

It took six months before 80% of the people here could spell his name correctly so bad spelling really means nothing. EB's name has been misspelled for a day and a half by the legitimate media - Bonafacio, Bonificio, Bonifacio - what makes it funny is Manny and the Marlins being mentioned in the same sentence...