I've taken it upon myself to start this game thread. The marlins need to win, and I think I can help.

 

Let's keep this simple.

 

Joe Saunders vs Anibal Sanchez.

 

Saunders: 4.32 ERA with a 1.44 WHIP

 

Sanchez: 2.97 ERA with a 1.16 WHIP

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

Stanton hits 2 dingers tonight

Today's Lineup:

 

Boni CF

Infante 2B

LoMo LF

Gaby 1B

Stanton RF

Buck C

Helms 3B

Ozzie SS

Anibal P

Today's Lineup: bonifacio 8, infante 4, morrison 7, g. sanchez 3, stanton 9, buck 2, helms 5, martinez 6, a. sanchez 1

 

 

Helms and Ozzie?

 

They don't want to win, do they?

Today's Lineup: bonifacio 8, infante 4, morrison 7, g. sanchez 3, stanton 9, buck 2, helms 5, martinez 6, a. sanchez 1

 

 

Helms and Ozzie?

 

They don't want to win, do they?

 

Lets not judge too early.

 

However, it's my birthday and therefore we have a high chance of most indefinitely failing to win this game.

 

Prove me wrong, Marlins.

What's the Marlins record on birthdays?!

... 31-30. Why? Every day is someone's birthday.

 

 

Anywho, I just had a rally masturbation, we're gonna win tonight.

COME ON MARLINS

Holy crap, what a terrible lineup.

Today's Lineup:

 

Boni CF

Infante 2B

LoMo LF

Gaby 1B

Stanton RF

Buck C

Helms 3B

Ozzie SS

Anibal P

 

 

Thats the line-up???? :lol

 

We dont stand a chance

Guys with Perez as our new hitting coach all these guys are gonna rip now.

 

What a pitiful lineup. Is Hanley playing in Jupiter tonight? Might follow that game instead. Probably have a better chance of winning.

Yeah Hanley is the DH in Jupiter tonight

Holy crap, what a terrible lineup.

 

 

:gofish :confused

Allison looking great tonight

Boner Helms and Ozzie in the same game...really gives you a warm feeling about this game don't it?

Marlins will win, cause I shaved and what not....And hai everybody Like Admin and the what nots like...yeah, hai.

Sit your ass down, Prison League. I love tattoos, but on the neck? Dawg, this is MLB, not the NBA.

*Insert supporting sentiment here*

D-Backs go down 1-2-3. Yeah, think about that. #Talkingtehtrash

Start it off Boni.

Bonerface with lead off double. Edwin a f***ing genius.

Today's Lineup: bonifacio 8, infante 4, morrison 7, g. sanchez 3, stanton 9, buck 2, helms 5, martinez 6, a. sanchez 1

 

 

Helms and Ozzie?

 

They don't want to win, do they?

Exactly what I thought.

All right , no f***ing around!!! Get him over to 3rd and strand him!!!

We're not really gonna score in the first inning, are we???

Oh sh*t, a lead!