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f*** Corey Hart, why the f*** do you interview the opposing team after this loss?

The Marlins are in second place without Heath Bell.

 

Not really. He's blown five saves and has four losses. Even if we were to have won all of those games he lost, the only team we pass up in the standings is Atlanta in third.

Heath Bell is a fatty.

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The fat comments are pretty unwarranted.

 

 

Agreed. What is with the immature comments?

 

He's a very overweight MLB pitcher. I guarantee this contributes to his sh*tty control

The fat comments are pretty unwarranted.

 

 

Agreed. What is with the immature comments?

 

He's a very overweight MLB pitcher. I guarantee this contributes to his sh*tty control

 

How longs that guarentee good for, because damn, I thought he was pretty good the past few years being as big as he is.

The fat comments are pretty unwarranted.

 

 

Agreed. What is with the immature comments?

 

He's a very overweight MLB pitcher. I guarantee this contributes to his sh*tty control

 

LOL

f***ing retarded ass walrus-run team. Ignore all evidence that Heath Bell sucks monkey ovaries because he strung together a few saves. Despite getting lucky, looking like shit half the time, and allowing tons of base-runners through the entire season. Durr he got the save though!

 

Backwards ass, RBI loving, empirical evidence ignoring, small ball > home runs proclaiming, baboon feces flinging, neanderthal management.

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f***ing retarded ass walrus-run team. Ignore all evidence that Heath Bell sucks monkey ovaries because he strung together a few saves. Despite getting lucky, looking like shit half the time, and allowing tons of base-runners through

the entire season. Durr he got the save though!

 

Backwards ass, RBI loving, empirical evidence ignoring, small ball > home runs proclaiming,

baboon feces flinging, neanderthal management.

 

 

Solid post

I'll be honest. For the last six weeks, I've shut the TV in the 9th inning anytime Bell is coming in. Simply won't put myself through his s..t. I'll wait 30 minutes, occupy my time doing whatever, and then nervously go online and check the scoreboard praying we somehow held on. Even in the wins I'd just check the at bat recap in his 9th inning and laugh out loud what he'll typically put this team through even when he gets the third out. This is what I go through as a Marlins fan. How is this finding joy in rooting for my team.

 

This game was the worst feeling in the world. After Reyes hit the HR I shut the TV off. I flat out knew Bell was going to blow this, that he'd give up the big blast to Braun, Ramirez or Hart with that belt high straight arrow cheeseball, er fastball, that he serves up at the most inopportune of times. So I waited my 30 minutes, confident I'd see 13-12, and when I flicked my computer on sure enough it stared right back at me. Surprise! Alas not really. Just a brutal loss in a season of unending brutal losses, this one the worst.This reign of terror must come to an end now.

Wasn't David wells fat with pretty good control? Look at Livan, he's a porker with good control. I doubt him being fat is have that much of an effect on his control. He is just sucking.

From Clark Spencer's twitter:

 

"Ozzie Guillen went on post-game, profanity-laced rant in clubhouse, for all to hear, ripping pitchers after Tuesday's loss."

 

please tell me they have the video

From Clark Spencer's twitter:

 

"Ozzie Guillen went on post-game, profanity-laced rant in clubhouse, for all to hear, ripping pitchers after Tuesday's loss."

 

please tell me they have the video

 

 

Showtime

Not that anyone cares, but I am boycotting this team until Heath Bell is removed from the closer role, or is only used in said role when he proves he doesn't suck orangutan twat. The stupidity is too much for me to bear. See you all in 2.5 baseball seasons.

I thought I've seen some horrible losses. I'm pretty sure this is the worst I've seen and I've been watching for 10 years.

 

I'm almost had a breakdown when he threw another fastball down the middle and it got crushed.

From Clark Spencer's twitter:

 

"Ozzie Guillen went on post-game, profanity-laced rant in clubhouse, for all to hear, ripping pitchers after Tuesday's loss."

 

please tell me they have the video

 

 

Showtime

 

Yeah baby.

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