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Want to be a Marlins Manatee?!?!

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Seems to be a mix of a Mermaids parody and the Bleacher Bums that team officials see as wholesome, family entertainment.

 

I think they were actually called the Bleacher Brigade. Going back a few years on that one. About the same time frame when water fights between the opposing teams pen and Billy when he passed by in his boat.

i send e-mail to Claude Delorme he sent e-mail pretty qiuck back

 

Good for you. :thumbup

 

I guess emailing anybody is better than doing nothing at all. But according to Claude's title I would think he is pretty busy right now to worry about some promotional thing for next season.

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

To name a group of dancing obese men after an animal as majestic as the manatee is a slap in the face to sea cows everywhere.

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're a woman.

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're a woman.

 

You never know these days.

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

 

I think you are being extremely sexist here and there is no room on this board for that (at least not in these times, RIP: Chat). These women and transexuals are intelligent, bright and articulate, and they should be celebrated.

Wow.. for such a stupid idea just meant to be in good fun, you all have really gotten your panties in a twist... This is just meant to be funny and entertaining... I have no problem with it.. Do I think it'll get old after a while? Sure.. but who cares. If you're gonna email the front office about getting rid of something, why don't you ask them to get rid of those corny cartoon races between Billy the Marlin and his parents.. I dread that half inning each time I'm at a game....

 

As for the Mermaids, I must say I enjoy them... =)

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're a woman.

 

You never know these days.

 

 

LMAO!!

Jeez, mellow the f*** out, guys. It's all in good fun.

agreed

 

who knows?

 

People might want to come see hairy fat guys dance. :o

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you're a woman.

 

Yes, I'm a woman. Duh!

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

 

I think you are being extremely sexist here and there is no room on this board for that (at least not in these times, RIP: Chat). These women and transexuals are intelligent, bright and articulate, and they should be celebrated.

 

How the hell am I being sexist when I'm a woman?!?

I'm already pissed off that I am forced to watch the brainless, big-boobed, rhythmless sluts called the Mermaids, but now I'm gonna have to look at beer-bellied rhythmless guys too? The least they could have done was get some Chippendale dancers for me to look at!

 

I think you are being extremely sexist here and there is no room on this board for that (at least not in these times, RIP: Chat). These women and transexuals are intelligent, bright and articulate, and they should be celebrated.

 

How the hell am I being sexist when I'm a woman?!?

 

???? Did you really just ask that question????

Wow.. for such a stupid idea just meant to be in good fun, you all have really gotten your panties in a twist... This is just meant to be funny and entertaining...

 

It would follow then that the people complaining think it's neither funny nor entertaining.

very humiliating, hopfully they reconsider. Baseball tonight will have a field day with this, they'll never shut up John Kruk now.

Cabrera looks so much better as a Tiger then a Marlin. Definitely will not miss him in the NL East.

 

doesn't make any difference as far as you're concerned, the mets still are gonna choke.

 

anyway, i think its a great idea... lighten up guys.

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