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Want to be a Marlins Manatee?!?!

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WANTED: A FEW BIG FANS TO BECOME MARLINS MANATEES

 

The Florida Marlins Hold Open Auditions for First All-Male Performance Team in Major League Baseball

 

WHAT: The Florida Marlins are holding open auditions at Dolphin Stadium (Gate G) on February 24, 2008 at 1 p.m. to find some BIG-bellied men to be a part of the Marlins Manatees. The Manatees will make their debut during the 2008 season as the first-ever male dance/energy squad in Major League Baseball. Manatee hopefuls will perform a choreographed routine created by Manatee choreographer, Vanessa Martinez-Huff before a panel of judges.

 

WHERE: Dolphin Stadium (Gate G)

2267 Dan Marino Blvd

Miami, FL 33056

 

 

WHEN: Sunday, February 24 at 1 PM

 

For more information, visit www.floridamarlins.com or call 305-626-7332.

Dear God. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is.

 

I'm not even sure I want to know what this is but if it's the visual I'm getting please let me be wrong. :banghead

 

Someone in the PR department has way too much time on their hands.

This has to be a hoax

Definitely not a hoax

 

Link

Well then, I stand corrected

 

It looks like theyre trying something the Mavs have been doing for a few years: Link

Bah, I knew all those years of being physically active and not drinking would come back bite me in the ass.

I've already written to David Samson about this. I hope others do as well.

 

I can't promise I will, but honestly this demeens the whole idea of fandom. It angers me to a ridiculous level that Samson/Loria/PR Dept seriously think this will lure fans in any regard. Please, get the stadium done, and get rid of those jokers, someone... :confused

I've already written to David Samson about this. I hope others do as well.

 

I can't promise I will, but honestly this demeens the whole idea of fandom. It angers me to a ridiculous level that Samson/Loria/PR Dept seriously think this will lure fans in any regard. Please, get the stadium done, and get rid of those jokers, someone... :confused

 

Perhaps put a bit differently, that what I said...it's demeaning to every Marlins fan...is this how you want the rest of the country...the rest of the world to see us...I couldn't believe Jeffrey Loria would want to be associated with this...the PR dept is out of control and out of touch the fans...it's humiliating.

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