The Marlins have agreed to a minor league deal with outfielder Matt Diaz, according to Bob Nightengale of USA Today (on Twitter).

Oh, good. Now if we can convince him he's playing AGAINST us every night, we may have a .400 hitter!

Just depth, anyways.

 

 

Thanks for posting, Jokersgoon!

Is it 2007 or 2009? No?, Well damn, I like this signing a lot less.

Seriously, convince him that he's playing against us every day and he'll give us MVP numbers.

 

Here's his stats against us:

 

 

 

G GS PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS TB

66 46 213 189 31 68 11 3 10 29 14 43 .360 .417 .608 1.026 115

 

 

 

TELL ME you wouldn't want that kind of production.

I mean, more RBI, but still!

Better than Kearns.

Not going to make a big deal in the long run but I always seemed like a pretty cool dude

Not going to make a big deal in the long run but I always seemed like a pretty cool dude

 

Well, I suppose you are, but I don't know you well enough to say that.

Dobbs and Diaz is a pretty good pinch-hitting combination off the bench.

Not going to make a big deal in the long run but I always seemed like a pretty cool dude

 

Well, I suppose you are, but I don't know you well enough to say that.Lol, I just noticed that.

if he can find his stroke he would be a nice bat off the bench.

He can't kill us now unless he plays really really bad!

I actually like Diaz, he's from my neck of the woods and have matched him through the years, I hope his thumb is healthy

Good option off the bench vs LHP. Good partner for Dobbs.

Good option off the bench vs LHP. Good partner for Dobbs.

 

Dobbs & Diaz will be the new JJ and Logan, Miggy and Amezaga, DTrain and JP, etc. Book it.

Good option off the bench vs LHP. Good partner for Dobbs.

 

That seems to be the plan. I love the idea, but what position does he play again?

Not going to make a big deal in the long run but I always seemed like a pretty cool dude

 

Well, I suppose you are, but I don't know you well enough to say that.Lol, I just noticed that....but will not edit it.

Diaz is starting the year in NOLA so Kearns is still likely making the roster.

Diaz is starting the year in NOLA so Kearns is still likely making the roster.

 

Kearns officially on the team. Kinda glad after his performance last year and despite his performance this spring. At least we'll have Diaz waiting in case Kearns continues to falter...

Not going to make a big deal in the long run but I always seemed like a pretty cool dude

 

Well, I suppose you are, but I don't know you well enough to say that.Lol, I just noticed that....but will not edit it.

Helll no, fits me perfectly

Seriously, how does he not run into the stands and eliminate that p.o.s.?

Self control. Plus, yknow, lawyers.

Where was the turn the tables part

Where he showed his socks.

Not much table turning.

Not going to make a big deal in the long run but I always seemed like a pretty cool dude

 

Well, I suppose you are, but I don't know you well enough to say that.Lol, I just noticed that....but will not edit it.Helll no, fits me perfectly

 

My sources confirm: Canescop is a cool dude.

Where he showed his socks.

Not much table turning.

 

It felt more like he tucked in his own chair after dinner.