Thought this could be fun.

 

Can be plausible, could be ridiculous, whatever you want it to be! I prefer the former, but hey, it's all good.

 

I'll start.

 

There will be at least three occurrences this season where Yelich is intentionally walked in front of Stanton.

 

 

The first cycle in Marlins history will happen and it'll be courtesy of Justin Bour. 

 

 

Bour hitting a triple is pretty bold as it is

 

 

dee 70sbs, chen HR rate under 1 per 9 innings

 

 

Volquez out of the rotation by the All-Star Game, Peters in.

 

 

Volquez out of the rotation by the All-Star Game, Peters in.

 

who da fuq is peters

 

 

Volquez out of the rotation by the All-Star Game, Peters in.

 

also by injury or cause he sucks? either wa if your prediction is true this team is gonna lose 85 games

 

 

who da fuq is peters

 

http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?player_id=596071#/career/R/pitching/2016/ALL

 

 

A Marlin will throw a no-hitter.

 

Lol jk no one will make it past the 5th inning this year.

 

 

http://www.milb.com/player/index.jsp?player_id=596071#/career/R/pitching/2016/ALL

 

oh i remember reading about him actually

 

if you have a sub a good article: http://www.baseballamerica.com/minors/dillon-peters-rounds-form/

 

 

Yelich will be the first Marlin to hit for the cycle and will finish in the top three of the batting crown

 

 

who da fuq is peters

Dillon Peters. You should start paying attention.

Dillon Peters. You should start paying attention.

 

to our 40 FV prospects?

 

 

he's a 5'9 control guy. he'd be destroyed in MLB

 

 

Stanton plays 150 games. 

 

Ramos loses closer role by May

 

 

Realmuto goes 20/20

 

 

jose urena is worth 1.5WAR +

 

 

Realmuto goes 20/20

That show still exists?

Third playoffs appearance in the franchise history.

 

 

Ozuna leads the team in homers

 

 

Mike Hill is fired

 

 

Volquez out of the rotation by the All-Star Game, Peters in.

 

In what? 

 

 

Mattingly is fired

 

 

Realmuto goes 20/20

 

Lasik surgery? 

 

 

Loria sells the team

 

new owner rebrand colors and team name