fanofthefish Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Marlins add releiver Ryan Cook, spent last year in Japan https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2020/01/marlins-sign-ryan-cook-reliever.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Any relation to Dennis Cook? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofthefish Posted January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 8, 2020 Baseball reference doesn't seem to make a connection between the two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 They both Cook ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTrain Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Fish add cook. Decide they want to end it all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 To save money, Jeter adds cook to Marlins so that team officials don't have to spend money ordering meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legacyofCangelosi Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 The projected bullpen candidates listed in that article are abysmal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmc523 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Jeter or Hill must have been hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 No fucking clue why Cook warranted a Major League deal let alone for more than the minimum. or why Cook is an upgrade over Brice. Who cares what Cook did 5 years ago or even more so 8 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmc523 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 No fucking clue why Cook warranted a Major League deal let alone for more than the minimum. or why Cook is an upgrade over Brice. Who cares what Cook did 5 years ago or even more so 8 years ago. Uh. It's a minor league deal. IF he makes the major league roster, he makes 750k with 250 in incentives possible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Uh. It's a minor league deal. IF he makes the major league roster, he makes 750k with 250 in incentives possible. Das doesn't actually read the threads before posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Uh. It's a minor league deal. IF he makes the major league roster, he makes 750k with 250 in incentives possible. Oh well then who cares I guess. I wouldnt go penciling Cook into any bullpen spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Das doesn't actually read the threads before posting. Half the threads are full of idiotic ramblings under the guise of sarcasm because people are not saavy enough for intelligent conversation, so you are correct in that assessment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Half the threads are full of idiotic ramblings under the guise of sarcasm because people are not saavy enough for intelligent conversation, so you are correct in that assessment. Ok great but then don't be surprised when half hour posts are talking with inaccuracies because you don't know what's going on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmc523 Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Half the threads are full of idiotic ramblings under the guise of sarcasm because people are not saavy enough for intelligent conversation, so you are correct in that assessment. Is this itself sarcasm? Because there's plenty of intelligent conversation here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Is this itself sarcasm? Because there's plenty of intelligent conversation here. Hard to tell which is which around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Hard to tell which is which around here. Sarcasm is a sign of intelligence so therefore all of it is intelligent conversation. Except when Dasshole posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Sarcasm is a sign of intelligence so therefore all of it is intelligent conversation. Except when Dasshole posts. Its like I'm Joe Bauers and all of you are a bunch of Frito Pendejo's most days around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erick Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Half the threads are full of idiotic ramblings under the guise of sarcasm because people are not saavy enough for intelligent conversation, so you are correct in that assessment. And yet you’re still here. What does that say about you? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Its like I'm Joe Bauers and all of you are a bunch of Frito Pendejo's most days around here. You are most certainly absolutely average at best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 You are most certainly absolutely average at best! And then there are all of you people...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 And then there are all of you people...... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanofthefish Posted January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 8, 2020 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?! https://media1.tenor.com/images/3a6162b07806f8b9deada6cbafcb9cfa/tenor.gif?itemid=8828126[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowa Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 In all my years on this site, I never understood why Das posted here. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 In all my years on this site, I never understood why Das posted here. I was a marlins fan from what? 1996 when I found this joint til what? 2012? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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