I'm going to stick a piece of coal between my buttcheeks and get a diamond by the end of this game.

 

That's how science works, right?

Just now, SongInTheAir said:

I'm going to stick a piece of coal between my buttcheeks and get a diamond by the end of this game.

 

That's how science works, right?

Make sure to apply heat. I think.

Considering Boxberger is out in the sixth, do we maybe see an arm We haven’t seen like Edward Cabrera?

Edited October 2, 20205 yr by marlinsmaniac

1 minute ago, Jokersgoon said:

Whenever the ball goes to dick my booty clenches 

Phrasing?

Which is weird at least due in part boog worked down here for a minute. 

Shadows....

1 minute ago, SongInTheAir said:

I'm going to stick a piece of coal between my buttcheeks and get a diamond by the end of this game.

 

That's how science works, right?

Let us know

Score runs please

Cubs offense is so bad. Come on guys. Get a couple runs. 

Way to box in their ears!

Atta boy 📦 🍔 

1 minute ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Considering Boxberger is out in the sixth, do we maybe see an arm We haven’t seen like Edward Cabrera?

He's not on the roster.

1 minute ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Considering Boxberger is out in the sixth, do we maybe see an arm We haven’t seen like Edward Cabrera?

He isnt on the roster 

Finally an easy inning

Good inning, Mr. Box. 

(I'd let him start the 7th)

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Let us know

I already made some from previous games. Definitely works!

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Let us know

With pics please.

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

Make sure to apply heat. I think.

dis mf'er acting like my buttcheeks aren't always hot

Just now, SilverBullet said:

He isnt on the roster 

Is that a problem?

Aside from 📦 🍔 

I only want to see yimi, Hoyt, and Kintzler pitching today. 

Just now, SongInTheAir said:

dis mf'er acting like my buttcheeks aren't always hot

1 minute ago, Jokersgoon said:

Which is weird at least due in part boog worked down here for a minute. 

ESPN brainwashed him. 

Just now, SongInTheAir said:

dis mf'er acting like my buttcheeks aren't always hot

I'm just saying to make sure. Bitch-cheeks.

Even if we don't get any runs here we have to make Darvish throw 20 pitches so we can be done with him

Can we see Nick Vincent please?

 

I know he isn't on the roster, I just want to see him. Like a picture. So I can know what the greatest relief pitcher in Major League Baseball™ history looks like.