SilverBullet Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 17 hours ago, SongInTheAir said: I recently learned that a lot of people don't wash their legs? They just let soap from other places run down and they think that makes them clean? Please wash your legs. Didn't know this was a thing, now I wanna try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, SilverBullet said: Didn't know this was a thing, now I wanna try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmc523 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 12 hours ago, marlinsmaniac said: In your profile where it says “cancel your account”....you filthy bird I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, rmc523 said: I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower Mmmm baths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, rmc523 said: I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower You’re just marinating in your own filth though with a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlinsmaniac Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, rmc523 said: I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower Touché, friend. Fuckin touché Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmc523 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said: Touché, friend. Fuckin touché 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlinsmaniac Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, rmc523 said: Good lord dude, to quote a whole generation’s vernacular that I sternly disagree with....Marot Robbie is “Bae” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted December 17, 2020 Author Share Posted December 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, rmc523 said: I'd drink her bathwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, SilverBullet said: I'd drink her bathwater. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 hours ago, SonOfJack said: You’re just marinating in your own filth though with a bath. wash off first, then bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 hours ago, SilverBullet said: I'd drink her bathwater. you'd probably get sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 22 minutes ago, SongInTheAir said: wash off first, then bath. "First you wash, then you bathe!" "It's like jerking off before sex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 why is "i'm going to go hop in the shower..." a thing? I tell people all the time how dangerous that is and yet every year people slip and fall in the shower. Also...baths are for bitches 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 minute ago, hovertical said: baths are for bitches True though male dogs also take baths 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted December 22, 2020 Author Share Posted December 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, hovertical said: why is "i'm going to go hop in the shower..." a thing? I tell people all the time how dangerous that is and yet every year people slip and fall in the shower. I tell this to my wife almost daily. And when she says she's gonna go "take a shower" I ask her if she's gonna bring it back. It never gets old. Also when she asks me to lower the air I tell her I can't because it's screwed into the wall and when she asks me to make milk for the baby I remind her that I can't because I'm not a cow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 hours ago, SilverBullet said: I tell this to my wife almost daily. And when she says she's gonna go "take a shower" I ask her if she's gonna bring it back. It never gets old. Also when she asks me to lower the air I tell her I can't because it's screwed into the wall and when she asks me to make milk for the baby I remind her that I can't because I'm not a cow. how in the world you're still married ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 11 hours ago, SilverBullet said: I tell this to my wife almost daily. And when she says she's gonna go "take a shower" I ask her if she's gonna bring it back. It never gets old. Also when she asks me to lower the air I tell her I can't because it's screwed into the wall and when she asks me to make milk for the baby I remind her that I can't because I'm not a cow. Does she have the same sense of humor or does she roll her eyes at those gems? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted December 23, 2020 Author Share Posted December 23, 2020 8 hours ago, el_gmac said: how in the world you're still married ? Check your DMs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted December 23, 2020 Author Share Posted December 23, 2020 3 hours ago, SonOfJack said: Does she have the same sense of humor or does she roll her eyes at those gems? Totally different sense of humor, she groans everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) 23 hours ago, SonOfJack said: True though male dogs also take baths can't say i've ever actually seen a dog take a full bath and sit there and soak - i've seen plenty IN the bath tub but they get sprayed/hosed/washed down. maybe after a night of poker? Edited December 23, 2020 by hovertical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, hovertical said: can't say i've ever actually seen a dog take a full bath and sit there and soak - i've seen plenty IN the bath tub but they get sprayed/hosed/washed down. maybe after a night of poker? Ask a dog, how would I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hovertical Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, SonOfJack said: Ask a dog, how would I know? i figured you were related to SonOfSam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfJack Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, hovertical said: i figured you were related to SonOfSam? No. My dad is @Jack. I have no idea who Sam is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan95 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 On 12/15/2020 at 4:54 AM, Michael said: I do a full 20 minute ballet routine followed by calisthenics and some light weightlifting. What else am I going to do in a shower? Sing? Duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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