Which way do you face in the shower?

[SilverBullet]

17 hours ago, SongInTheAir said:

I recently learned that a lot of people don't wash their legs? They just let soap from other places run down and they think that makes them clean?

 

Please wash your legs.

Didn't know this was a thing, now I wanna try it.

[SonOfJack]

11 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Didn't know this was a thing, now I wanna try it.

[rmc523]

12 hours ago, marlinsmaniac said:

In your profile where it says “cancel your account”....you filthy bird

I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower 

[Michael]

1 minute ago, rmc523 said:

I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower 

Mmmm baths.

[SonOfJack]

8 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

 I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower 

You’re just marinating in your own filth though with a bath.

[marlinsmaniac]

10 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

I never said I don't wash myself..........I take a BATH, not a shower 

Touché, friend. Fuckin touché

[rmc523]

2 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Touché, friend. Fuckin touché

[marlinsmaniac]

1 minute ago, rmc523 said:

Good lord dude, to quote a whole generation’s vernacular that I sternly disagree with....Marot Robbie is “Bae”

[SilverBullet]

11 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

I'd drink her bathwater.

[SonOfJack]

9 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

I'd drink her bathwater.

[SongInTheAir]

2 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

You’re just marinating in your own filth though with a bath.

wash off first, then bath.

[SongInTheAir]

2 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

I'd drink her bathwater.

you'd probably get sick.

[Michael]

22 minutes ago, SongInTheAir said:

wash off first, then bath.

"First you wash, then you bathe!"

 

"It's like jerking off before sex."

[hovertical]

why is "i'm going to go hop in the shower..." a thing?  I tell people all the time how dangerous that is and yet every year people slip and fall in the shower. 

 

Also...baths are for bitches

[SonOfJack]

1 minute ago, hovertical said:

baths are for bitches

True though male dogs also take baths

[SilverBullet]

15 minutes ago, hovertical said:

why is "i'm going to go hop in the shower..." a thing?  I tell people all the time how dangerous that is and yet every year people slip and fall in the shower. 

I tell this to my wife almost daily. And when she says she's gonna go "take a shower" I ask her if she's gonna bring it back.

It never gets old.

Also when she asks me to lower the air I tell her I can't because it's screwed into the wall and when she asks me to make milk for the baby I remind her that I can't because I'm not a cow.

[el_gmac]

6 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

I tell this to my wife almost daily. And when she says she's gonna go "take a shower" I ask her if she's gonna bring it back.

It never gets old.

Also when she asks me to lower the air I tell her I can't because it's screwed into the wall and when she asks me to make milk for the baby I remind her that I can't because I'm not a cow.

how in the world you're still married ?

[SonOfJack]

11 hours ago, SilverBullet said:

I tell this to my wife almost daily. And when she says she's gonna go "take a shower" I ask her if she's gonna bring it back.

It never gets old.

Also when she asks me to lower the air I tell her I can't because it's screwed into the wall and when she asks me to make milk for the baby I remind her that I can't because I'm not a cow.

Does she have the same sense of humor or does she roll her eyes at those gems?

[SilverBullet]

8 hours ago, el_gmac said:

how in the world you're still married ?

Check your DMs 

[SilverBullet]

3 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

Does she have the same sense of humor or does she roll her eyes at those gems?

Totally different sense of humor, she groans everytime. 

[hovertical]

23 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

True though male dogs also take baths

can't say i've ever actually seen a dog take a full bath and sit there and soak - i've seen plenty IN the bath tub but they get sprayed/hosed/washed down.

maybe after a night of poker?

Edited December 23, 2020 by hovertical

[SonOfJack]

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

can't say i've ever actually seen a dog take a full bath and sit there and soak - i've seen plenty IN the bath tub but they get sprayed/hosed/washed down.

maybe after a night of poker?

Ask a dog, how would I know?

[hovertical]

6 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Ask a dog, how would I know?

i figured you were related to SonOfSam?

[SonOfJack]

3 minutes ago, hovertical said:

i figured you were related to SonOfSam?

No. My dad is @Jack. I have no idea who Sam is.

[FishFan95]

On 12/15/2020 at 4:54 AM, Michael said:

I do a full 20 minute ballet routine followed by calisthenics and some light weightlifting. What else am I going to do in a shower?

Sing? Duh!