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Welp, looks like the Marlins offseason is done!

Well, looks like we can get a Head start on some Marlins puns for next season.

 

 

 

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Miami designated for assignment outfielder Brian Miller, who has 11 career MLB plate appearances since being taken with the 36th overall pick in the 2017 Draft, as the corresponding move. The 40-man roster is full.

and here is a follow-up move.

Not a fan of the peripherals but really not much to lose on this one so not a bad deal IMO

To sum up our offseason so far, we got head from Tampa Bay

Cheap Jeter strikes again. Why pay for a full player when you acquire just his head for less cash.

2 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

 

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7 hours ago, CyggyMarlin said:

To sum up our offseason so far, we got head from Tampa Bay

Can't trust anything we get from the Rays, we always lose, even head, they'll probably use teeth.

Go Blazing Saddles GIF

Not "Head-y".... Head-ly!

I like head. True Story

Edited by AeroFishOne

Head is fine, but I'm still hoping the Marlins are able to get Jakob Anal before the season starts.

15 hours ago, SongInTheAir said:

Head is fine, but I'm still hoping the Marlins are able to get Jakob Anal before the season starts.

Any interest in giving Hand a job?

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The All-Body-Parts Team. Tickling the funny bone.
The human body is made up of many parts. A baseball team is made up of a few dozen human bodies. Therefore, a baseball team is made up of many body parts. Here’s one of those teams:
1. Tony Armas (Toe-knee Arm-a**)
2. Ted Beard
3. George Bone
4. Dave Brain
5. Bartolo Colón
6. Harry Cheek
7. Elroy Face
8. Rollie Fingers
9. Brad Hand
10. Jim Ray Hart
11. Ed Head
12. Bill Keister
13. Chin-lung Hu
14. Heine Manush
15. Mike Palm
16. Butts Wagner

https://jugssports.com/blog/rollie-fingers-made-the-allbodyparts-team-what-other-teams-are-out-there/

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Butts Wagner

This one has to be fake

My favorites were:

 

13. Chin-lung Hu
14. Heine Manush

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