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When you're attempting to rally in the 8th and Hechavarria and Don Kelly are the first 2 guys up before the pitchers spot it just makes your penis really sad.

 

Fuck this team tonight

 

 

Don Kelly has a .129 OPS. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Jose Fernandez is a much better hitter than him 

 

 

That's... impressive. 

 

im pretty sure that's close to what you and i would produce in 21 mlb abs

 

 

Don Kelly is a grinder.

 

 

Don Kelly has a .129 OPS. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Jose Fernandez is a much better hitter than him 

 

So our two lefty hitting first baseman have a combined OPS of "1.000" !?

 

 

Don Kelly is the worst MLB player wearing a uniform right now. On any team.

 

 

Don Kelly is the worst MLB player wearing a uniform right now. On any team.

 

He even makes Jake Elmore look good

 

 

What's amazing is that Mattingly isn't even batting him ninth, although he's a worse hitter than any of the pitchers (outside of Chen).

 

 

Where's Michael Morse when you need him.

 

It's crazy that Don Kelly is still getting at bats and worse than that ... actually starting games. His defense isn't even above replacement level. He's currently sporting a -0.5 WAR and -4.8 RAR...

 

I would literally prefer Ichiro just standing on 1st base while on defense and then letting him bat than Don Kelly starting games.

 

 

I bet Ichiro would be serviceable at first

 

 

I bet Ichiro would be serviceable at first

 

didn't you or someone else say that they approached Itchy about just that before this season or last season and he declined to play first? 

 

 

didn't you or someone else say that they approached Itchy about just that before this season or last season and he declined to play first? 

 

Wasn't me that said it but I remember seeing that too

 

 

and i'm sure he could play first, but we all know how much of a perfectionist he is and not being comfortable there would make him say no each and every time.  hell, he didn't even pitch that poorly last year when he had his chance once he laid off using his "heater".  The man is a freak of nature.

 

 

Hope y'all enjoyed my little reverse jinx , he's mashing out there today.

 

 

didn't you or someone else say that they approached Itchy about just that before this season or last season and he declined to play first? 

 

I actually said that and it was quoted by someone else last year. I can't recall who. Otherwise had Ichiro accepted he would be playing there. Would have been a nice way to get him in the line up a little more.

 

 

After his performance today we should rename this thread to the Don Kelly man crush thread?

 

 

trade Bour and sign Kelly to a 10 year deal

 

 

Was nice to see him have a nice game before he's optioned

 

 

I was praying that Mattingly would come out and DFA Kelly during the post game interview

 

 

I was praying that Mattingly would come out and DFA Kelly during the post game interview

 

Bring in Vince McMahon to give a "You're Fired"

 

 

He'll never get another hit again in a big league uniform.

 

 

Don Kelly is a grinder.

 

You matched Don Kelly on Grindr?

 

 

Donovan Solano is 100 times better than Don Kelly is.

If I ever see Solano on our field again, against us or playing for us.... I'll probably kill someone

 

 

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Hope we keep him in this DFA.

 

 

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