July 26, 201610 yr When you're attempting to rally in the 8th and Hechavarria and Don Kelly are the first 2 guys up before the pitchers spot it just makes your penis really sad. Fuck this team tonight
July 26, 201610 yr Don Kelly has a .129 OPS. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Jose Fernandez is a much better hitter than him
July 26, 201610 yr That's... impressive. im pretty sure that's close to what you and i would produce in 21 mlb abs
July 26, 201610 yr Don Kelly has a .129 OPS. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Jose Fernandez is a much better hitter than him So our two lefty hitting first baseman have a combined OPS of "1.000" !?
July 26, 201610 yr Don Kelly is the worst MLB player wearing a uniform right now. On any team. He even makes Jake Elmore look good
July 26, 201610 yr What's amazing is that Mattingly isn't even batting him ninth, although he's a worse hitter than any of the pitchers (outside of Chen).
July 27, 201610 yr Where's Michael Morse when you need him. It's crazy that Don Kelly is still getting at bats and worse than that ... actually starting games. His defense isn't even above replacement level. He's currently sporting a -0.5 WAR and -4.8 RAR... I would literally prefer Ichiro just standing on 1st base while on defense and then letting him bat than Don Kelly starting games.
July 27, 201610 yr I bet Ichiro would be serviceable at first didn't you or someone else say that they approached Itchy about just that before this season or last season and he declined to play first?
July 27, 201610 yr didn't you or someone else say that they approached Itchy about just that before this season or last season and he declined to play first? Wasn't me that said it but I remember seeing that too
July 27, 201610 yr and i'm sure he could play first, but we all know how much of a perfectionist he is and not being comfortable there would make him say no each and every time. hell, he didn't even pitch that poorly last year when he had his chance once he laid off using his "heater". The man is a freak of nature.
July 27, 201610 yr didn't you or someone else say that they approached Itchy about just that before this season or last season and he declined to play first? I actually said that and it was quoted by someone else last year. I can't recall who. Otherwise had Ichiro accepted he would be playing there. Would have been a nice way to get him in the line up a little more.
July 27, 201610 yr After his performance today we should rename this thread to the Don Kelly man crush thread?
July 27, 201610 yr I was praying that Mattingly would come out and DFA Kelly during the post game interview
July 27, 201610 yr I was praying that Mattingly would come out and DFA Kelly during the post game interview Bring in Vince McMahon to give a "You're Fired"
July 30, 201610 yr Donovan Solano is 100 times better than Don Kelly is. If I ever see Solano on our field again, against us or playing for us.... I'll probably kill someone Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
July 30, 201610 yr Where's Gaby Sanchez TBH? Sent from my iPhone using MarlinsBaseball.com mobile app
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