Just now, SongInTheAir said:

I like Alfaro behind the plate

You've been to dinner with him?

Let's see. they were out in front of Ryu the whole night like he was throwing in the mid 90's so they should be right on time with Cole. then again, it's the marlins offense. 

3 minutes ago, SongInTheAir said:

Thought experiment: what if Alfaro is actually...bad?

Oh no....

Suddenly that ball two inches off the plate is a strike? ... OK. Sure, blue.

Tom Seaver died?! 😞 Got an autograph from him years ago in Cooperstown during a HOF weekend

2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

You've been to dinner with him?

Yeah, I tried to go for a walk with him after our meal but he refused and just sat on the nearest bench after standing next to his plate for three swings. 

6 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Sign JT this off-season

So a trade and sign instead of a sign and trade?

ah crap, I thought he had his first hit there 

The Jazz swing fell a little flat..

 

Sorry fellas, only so much you can do..

Dude this umpire is just up there guessing.

Berti is running here for sure

Just now, marlinsmaniac said:

Dude this umpire is just up there guessing.

*pitch two inches into the zone taken*

"Uhh ... ground rule double!"

2 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Dude this umpire is just up there guessing.

 

Alright, speed, sweet. Good stuff Starling Darling.

Let's make something of this!

Come on COOP

God it's nice to have some speed in the line up this year

Generous strike.

 

Come on Coop!

Gosh dang it, COOPER. 😞

Alright, Aguilar, make up for last time, and shit.

What the fuck Coop?

Lets watch strike 3 right down the middle

Made coop look real bad there. He was thinking fastball up for sure and got frozen on it

Just a whole bunch of Small Dick Energy right now.

fuck this goddamn offense

Ugh, can't seem to get that big hit tonight.