5 minutes ago, Michael said:

Sandy's ready to unalive some people when he walks batters.

Surprised he didn't take Don out when Don went out to talk to him in that complete game against the Cardinals in 2022.

 

Shut up, Das.

the only person offhand that i can think of that was totally chill almost all the time was Pablo.  I'm sure there are others too but getting upset with walking dudes is nothing new really.

57 minutes ago, Michael said:

Sandy's ready to unalive some people when he walks batters.

Surprised he didn't take Don out when Don went out to talk to him in that complete game against the Cardinals in 2022.

 

Shut up, Das.

That's because Don shut up and got off his fucking mound.

Stanton looks extremely skinny folks 😳 

1 hour ago, Das Texan said:

That's because Don shut up and got off his fucking mound.

He went out there in the first place which wasn't smart with Angry Sandy out there.

 

Shut up, Das.

2 hours ago, Michael said:

He went out there in the first place which wasn't smart with Angry Sandy out there.

 

Shut up, Das.

He just woke up from his nap and had no clue what was going on.  Poor guy.

We'll probably sign someone to a 15-year, $1M deal (those are the kind of terms Bruce can afford) the last day of spring training and they'll put out this big instagram media blitz acting like they had some miraculous offseason.

This video is way longer than it needs to be (IMO) but does a good job breaking down why the Marlins should be spending more.  It’s basically everything we’ve all said here.

 

 

1 hour ago, rmc523 said:

We'll probably sign someone to a 15-year, $1M deal (those are the kind of terms Bruce can afford) the last day of spring training and they'll put out this big instagram media blitz acting like they had some miraculous offseason.

15 million assistants for $1

1 hour ago, Daddy Dix said:

15 million assistants for $1

True story 

2 hours ago, rmc523 said:

This video is way longer than it needs to be (IMO) but does a good job breaking down why the Marlins should be spending more.  It’s basically everything we’ve all said here.

 

 

I wonder how much Brucey did take in from the Caribbean Series

4 hours ago, rmc523 said:

We'll probably sign someone to a 15-year, $1M deal (those are the kind of terms Bruce can afford) the last day of spring training and they'll put out this big instagram media blitz acting like they had some miraculous offseason.

If we sign someone to a 15-year for an average of $66,666/year, that would be pretty miraculous.

On 2/18/2024 at 11:55 AM, Michael said:

Could mean nothing.

 

Shut up, Das.

“He LOOKS LIKE, TO THIS POINT, that he’s grown up a LITTLE BIT and that he’s shown SOME signs from a BULLPEN standpoint that MAYBE he’s overcome a FEW things.”

If Mel hedged any more, he’d be a gardener. Or a hedge fund owner. Either way, yike-a-ronis.

56 minutes ago, mystikol87 said:

“He LOOKS LIKE, TO THIS POINT, that he’s grown up a LITTLE BIT and that he’s shown SOME signs from a BULLPEN standpoint that MAYBE he’s overcome a FEW things.”

If Mel hedged any more, he’d be a gardener. Or a hedge fund owner. Either way, yike-a-ronis.

But PERHAPS, Mystical Mystikol (87), Sixto POSSIBLY COULD HAVE MAYBE AT THIS TIME been able to POTENTIALLY get better IN RELATION TO his own skill OF THE LAST FEW YEARS. Or so.

 

Shut UP, Das.

No moves made.

TawainMarlins is sleeping peacefully in his bed, when KLAXON ALARMS begin to LOUDLY WAIL and STROBE POLICE LIGHTS on his wall begin flashing!

Is it?  Is this the day?  TawainMarlins leaps out of bed, and simultaneously a Marlins robe lands gracefully on his naked boy. 

With the rage of a thousand suns, he grasps a fireman's pole installed into his bed room and grips it firmly.  He descends into a hole in the floor until he reaches the bottom of the pole, and a pole shaped red mark is ingrained upon the length of him.

At the bottom of the pole, he lands upon a soft chair, and swivels around toward a lit computer screen.  As KLAXONS continue to blare, he opens the notoriously vagrant infested website marlinsbaseball.com.  This is finally the day, the day the Marlins have signed a free agent, he mutters to himself.

A new thread appears on the forums, with users already posting hot and heavy.

He then reads the thread title.

MARLINS HIRE NEW ASSISTANT COFFEE MAKER.  THE ASSISTANT WILL GURGLE COFFEE BEANS AND SPIT OUT BREWED COFFEE.

He cannot believe his eyes.  The furious rage of a thousand suns boil up inside of him.  He grabs the pole that he slid down and snaps it into two pieces.  The ceiling starts to collapse around him.   Ignoring the falling of his house around him, he angrily types broken sentences of pure unfiltered ire about the Marlins front office.

As the house crumbles around him, things go dark.  Suddenly, he is startled awake, lying in his bed somehow.  POLICE STROBE lights flash around him. Then the panic sets in.

He is trapped.  Forever.

Edited February 20, 20242 yr by LordMagnus

33 minutes ago, LordMagnus said:

TawainMarlins leaps out of bed, and simultaneously a Marlins robe lands gracefully on his naked boy. 

 

 

wtf man!

1 hour ago, Daddy Dix said:

 

wtf man!

Name the time and place

38 minutes ago, LordMagnus said:

Name the time and place

Burger King freezer in Gary, IN. 3:17am Feb 29th

3 minutes ago, Daddy Dix said:

Burger King freezer in Gary, IN. 3:17am Feb 29th

Live pic of that BK in Gary, Indiana

Not that I wanted Rosario but I did see his name floated as an option for fish recently. He is now off the board.

12 minutes ago, Admin said:

Not that I wanted Rosario but I did see his name floated as an option for fish recently. He is now off the board.

If only he had experience as an assistant 

17 minutes ago, Admin said:

Not that I wanted Rosario but I did see his name floated as an option for fish recently. He is now off the board.

Berti > Rosario so fine with that 

26 minutes ago, Admin said:

Not that I wanted Rosario but I did see his name floated as an option for fish recently. He is now off the board.

Wait he was on this board? Did you kick him off just for signing with the Rays? Vindictive.

 

Shut up, Das.

1 hour ago, pollythewog said:

Berti > Rosario so fine with that 

yeah i am not a big Rosario fan either.  i'm good with him going elsewhere.

Yea but we're in that awful phase where since we've done nothing it feels like Rosario would be an upgrade to at least have someone added to the roster. 

Just now, SilverBullet said:

Yea but we're in that awful phase where since we've done nothing it feels like Rosario would be an upgrade to at least have someone added to the roster.