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From Team America: World Police- We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an a**hole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f***ed by dicks. But dicks also f*** a**holes: a**holes that just want to sh*t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an a**hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p***y to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh*t that they become a**holes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this a**hole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh*t!

I applaud the NBA. And its not like they are banning them if you have a medical reason for wearing them. They look dumber than dumb anyway. And most of them wearing them were wearing them for fashion first, keeping muscles warm second. exactly. and if theyre so important in keeping muscles warm, why did they only start wearing them now?

Cape: which cable companies are blacking out the 55 games?

most comfortable: Club Level LF corner, Sect 206 absolutely empty most of the time, shielded from the sun, and it gives a pretty good view of the field but my absolute favorite is 150, right behind the plate

Good. Get those lame tights out of the league

Sorry for posting free sh*t.....I figured you guys would like it but some people don't appreciate it. dont stop posting, i love getting free sh*t

2 great ones from the AL West: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: You knew this girl when you were younger and lost touch. She had a normal name, but then when she got to high school she either started saying or spelling it differently. Maybe she started going by her middle name. Maybe she did all three. Either way, you can't even figure out what to call this girl, and you don't really know anything about her. Texas Rangers: This is your average kid. It might even be you. You might look back on this kid and see yourself. Young and full of potential, but hasn't amounted to much lately and maybe never will. Maybe you'll be underachieving, and you've definitely done something stupid since high school. It just wasn't as stupid as offering some shortstop a quarter billion dollars.

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

why would he do that you leave early to be a 1st rounder and that is NO guarantee for him he should have stayed if so that miami team would have meade the tourney well, its doubtful his stock wouldve gone up anyways sure this hurts the Canes, but he might as well take his chance now

Well, I think whatever happened was said to have happened in a bathroom, presumably behind a closed door. So, it's possible that in a large, loud party where you're pretty damn drunk that you might not know that anything is going on in that bathroom. But somebody who wasn't directly involved has to know what happened. And it's that a**hole who needs to speak up. yeah ive been at parties so big that i have no idea about things that went down that being said, someone else has to know what happened, and they need to speak up

the 1982 Tar Heels win it all, beating 1976 Indiana in the final thats insane... not in a good way. with the following the heels have, it shouldnt be a surprise fans decided 82 was the best ever between those 2 teams, Carolina had more star power but the undefeated Hoosiers prob wouldve found a way to win

Smirnoff Ice is softcore but damn it tastes good

isnt Sanderson like the greatest collegiate wrestler ever? *didnt read article* yeah i think he went undefeated or something close to that hes definitely the only college wrestler i could ever name

this sucks...i dont get Showtime, but i at least wanted to keep watching the DVDs RIP Arrested

Good luck to him. he'll need plenty of it

the 1982 Tar Heels win it all, beating 1976 Indiana in the final

i really didnt think his foul on Foster was flagrant intentional, yes, but it wasnt worthy of a flagrant

good to see this move, though i wish theyd push the bases farther

Matt Kenseth's face was priceless. Laughed for a good while when they showed the incident in slow motion. And $10,000 is nothing. I doubt he really cares very much about being fined. He'll get his true revenge sometime later this season. It's a fair penalty. You can't have drivers trying to start fights. He does that to a guy like Tony Stewart and there's a huge fight. As entertaining as it is Nascar still has to police these types of events. It's when they start taking points away is when I have a problem with it. No dude, I completely disagree. NASCAR was built on things like this. The lame sanctioning body is trying to police feuds, even small ones now. They're taking all the drama out of it and look, now we have 43 guys driving around afraid to race. And oh yeah, this 10k didn't even put a dent in his wallet... errr, purse. i guess taking shots at 24 never gets old 10K is nothing to Gordon...and as for a points deduction, Kenseth already did that on Sunday

it was insane being behind the Pacers bench last night, the fans getting on Foster, Pollard, and J. O'Neal it really felt like a playoff game

Hansbrough got screwed. He should have made it over Dee Brown and P.J Tucker. he sure did im not sure about when these things are voted on, but maybe Tyler's performance in the ACCs/NCAAs played into him only making third team

Like: North Carolina, obviously California Michigan Illinois Maryland Im not a fan of New Jersey, New York (outside of NYC, im not interested), Massachusets (after Boston, i could live without it), Virginia and South Carolina Living in Miami is pretty sweet, but i couldnt see myself living anywhere else in Florida, and it is a crummy state to go on a road trip.

I was at the game and sat in LF (and have a monster sunburn to prove it) also as i left the game i saw Hanley in street clothes talking to some people outside and i got a picture with him, he seems like a really cool dude

*bump* so no one is making the (relatively) short trip to Ft Lauderdale Stadium?

Dont miss AJ but it really sucks that Josh isnt around anymore