Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

MarlinsBaseball.com

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The Official Giancarlo Stanton Man Crush Thread

Featured Replies

Yep, let's take one single example that was a true WTF moment and use that to negate the entire season of great plays. Fucking stupid.

 

 

Oh, NOW I see why Stanton is a negative defender.

 

 

Now, Bender, don't be so hard on yourself.

Check these Stanton stats out below Vince. Your assertion that Stanton has not excelled in big situations is just plan ludicrous and you really need to stop spouting that nonsense because it makes you look silly.

 

(First of all this is what a slash line is: AVG/OBP/SLG)

 

2 outs, RISP: .311/.492/.533 for a 1.025 OPS

 

Tie game: .307/.430/570 for a 1.000 OPS. He's hit 12 HR while the game is tied this year and has 45 RBI.

 

Within 1 run: .286/.398/.547 for a .945 OPS

 

Within 2 runs: .296/.415/.547 for a .963 OPS

 

Within 3 runs: .293/.410/.549 for a .958 OPS

 

High leverage situations overall: .302/.465/.521/ for a .986 OPS

 

I assure you the numbers above are some of the best in MLB.

 

In fact, Stantons WORST slash line is when either team is up by OVER 4 runs. So Stanton is actually at his worst when the game is essentially out of reach. That slash line is: .288/.362 /.577 for a .939 OPS. He only has 4 HR in these situations so you constant nagging that he only hits HRs when it's a 8-1 game is pretty much bunk as 29 of his 33 HRs have come when the game is within 4 runs.

 

so I mean, what else do you want from the guy?

 

 

No, your incredible level of fuckdickery did this to me, you fuckdick.

 

 

[emoji13]

Check these Stanton stats out below Vince. Your assertion that Stanton has not excelled in big situations is just plan ludicrous and you really need to stop spouting that nonsense because it makes you look silly.

 

(First of all this is what a slash line is: AVG/OBP/SLG)

 

2 outs, RISP: .311/.492/.533 for a 1.025 OPS

Tie game: .307/.430/570 for a 1.000 OPS. He's hit 12 HR while the game is tied this year and has 45 RBI.

Within 1 run: .286/.398/.547 for a .945 OPS

Within 2 runs: .296/.415/.547 for a .963 OPS

Within 3 runs: .293/.410/.549 for a .958 OPS

High leverage situations overall: .302/.465/.521/ for a .986 OPS

 

I assure you the numbers above are some of the best in MLB.

 

In fact, Stantons WORST slash line is when either team is up by OVER 4 runs. So Stanton is actually at his worst when the game is essentially out of reach. That slash line is: .288/.362 /.577 for a .939 OPS. He only has 4 HR in these situations so you constant nagging that he only hits HRs when it's a 8-1 game is pretty much bunk as 29 of his 33 HRs have come when the game is within 4 runs.

 

so I mean, what else do you want from the guy?

 

 

 

I really like this post.

To back up sdg, COME ON PEOPLE THE BLUNDER IN RIGHT FIELD WAS HILARIOUS. I mean come on, where is the sense of humor? He wound up with the game winning hit anyway. And how come i dont see a gif here of him falling during that play?

 

 

Health in this world is key so if he wants more money clearly knowing the marlins dont have it, then i dont want him here.

hey guys I think I made Vince a believer!!! :) :) :wub: :wub:

 

 

 

Well i really did like that post. But for the millionth time, he is NOT a bad player, but the concept of him making a salary of anything over $100 million is stupid. Nobody deserves to make over $100 million. We are all a team here, not one player. And as money strapped as the marlins are, stanton should know that.

 

 

You are playing major league baseball. You get to go from city to city. You eat post game meals on the house. What the hell is the point of money then. If i were stanton, i would get $10 mil a year and throw that shit in the bank, and not have to worry about it when you retire.

Well i really did like that post. But for the millionth time, he is NOT a bad player, but the concept of him making a salary of anything over $100 million is stupid. Nobody deserves to make over $100 million. We are all a team here, not one player. And as money strapped as the marlins are, stanton should know that.

 

 

You are playing major league baseball. You get to go from city to city. You eat post game meals on the house. What the hell is the point of money then. If i were stanton, i would get $10 mil a year and throw that shit in the bank, and not have to worry about it when you retire.

 

 

I never thought about the post game meal part. That changes everything.

 

My world just went upside down

 

 

I never thought about the post game meal part. That changes everything.

 

My world just went upside down

 

 

 

You need food and water to survive bub.

Then I won because I don't give a shit enough to check for a flight I clearly wouldn't take.

 

 

 

You both are dumb fucks. Why fight at Camden Yards or Continental Park when there is a perfectly good Winn Dixie all over the SE USA.

 

I mean, really? You'll go to jail at those fields. WINN DIXIE WILL PROMOTE IT!!!!!

BUT BUT BUT EYE TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Vince is blind, he can't even pass a reading test.

And fuck Admin and fuck Polly and fuck Jokersgoon and fuck Valdespin and fuck you, too!

 

 

 

Am I not fuckable?

MLB needs coupons like Winn Dixie. 2 for 1 players

 

 

 

Those are called "Arbitrarion Eligible" players.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Background Picker
Customize Layout

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.