Am I not fuckable?

 

You are a douche, so yes.

 

 

Anytime baby

 

 

 

You are a douche, so yes.

 

 

Summers eve original or strawberry?

Summers eve original or strawberry?

 

Strawberry.

 

 

Cool shit.

 

 

Will you suck my dick for $20?

 

Your dick is too good for $20.

 

$50 or bust.

 

I mean

 

$50 AND bust.

 

 

Your dick is too good for $20.

$50 or bust.

 

I mean

 

$50 AND bust.

 

 

 

I just got a happy.

Nobody deserves to make over $100 million.

 

 

You are playing major league baseball.

 

Cabrera, Rodriguez, Cano, Pujols, Votto, Kershaw, Fielder, Jeter, Mauer, Teixeira, Verlander, Hernandez, Posey, Sabathia, Kemp, Ramirez, Tulowitzki, Tanaka, Gonzalez, Ellbury, Helton, Greinke, Trout, Hamels, Crawford, Wright, Santana, Soriano, Freeman, Choo, Wells, Zito, Weth, Howard, Hamilton, Hampton, Giambi, Angrus, Lee, Holliday, Beltran, Griffey, Cain, Reyes, Bailey, Braun, Lee, Pedroia, Longoria, Zimmerman

 

 

Cabrera, Rodriguez, Cano, Pujols, Votto, Kershaw, Fielder, Jeter, Mauer, Teixeira, Verlander, Hernandez, Posey, Sabathia, Kemp, Ramirez, Tulowitzki, Tanaka, Gonzalez, Ellbury, Helton, Greinke, Trout, Hamels, Crawford, Wright, Santana, Soriano, Freeman, Choo, Wells, Zito, Weth, Howard, Hamilton, Hampton, Giambi, Angrus, Lee, Holliday, Beltran, Griffey, Cain, Reyes, Bailey, Braun, Lee, Pedroia, Longoria, Zimmerman

 

 

 

How old is that list and who's angrus? Angry Honus Wagner?

How old is that list and who's angrus? Angry Honus Wagner?

 

 

 

 

I believe he meant Elvis Bart Andrus, ss for da rangas.

Cabrera, Rodriguez, Cano, Pujols, Votto, Kershaw, Fielder, Jeter, Mauer, Teixeira, Verlander, Hernandez, Posey, Sabathia, Kemp, Ramirez, Tulowitzki, Tanaka, Gonzalez, Ellbury, Helton, Greinke, Trout, Hamels, Crawford, Wright, Santana, Soriano, Freeman, Choo, Wells, Zito, Weth, Howard, Hamilton, Hampton, Giambi, Angrus, Lee, Holliday, Beltran, Griffey, Cain, Reyes, Bailey, Braun, Lee, Pedroia, Longoria, Zimmerman

 

 

 

Crawford sucks. Lee sucks. Zimmerman has injuries, tulo (LOL), gonzalez (LOL), fielder injuries, hamilton spotty. Griffey retired. Reyes and the hamstrings. Bailey has a part time gig as batman. The only one worth that much id say is braun and hes a drug addict and maybe pedroria. And its werth not weth.

Crawford sucks. Lee sucks. Zimmerman has injuries, tulo (LOL), gonzalez (LOL), fielder injuries, hamilton spotty. Griffey retired. Reyes and the hamstrings. Bailey has a part time gig as batman. The only one worth that much id say is braun and hes a drug addict and maybe pedroria. And its werth not weth.

 

Your kidding right?

 

ALL WORTH OVER 100MM

 

Cabrera

 

Cano

Kershaw

 

Votto

 

Verlander

Hernandez

 

BustHer Pussy

 

TuLOL

 

Greinke

Trout

Braun

Longoria

 

Pedroia

 

The others are debatable now only because we've seen the future.

 

(Looking at that list now, I think its every 100MM player ever.)

 

 

Longoria's OPSing 721

 

So is Pedroia's.

 

Votto's constantly hurt, probably forever.

 

Velander's era is 4.50 or something

Longoria's OPSing 721

So is Pedroia's.

Votto's constantly hurt, probably forever.

Velander's era is 4.50 or something

 

 

 

Verlander's era is 4.50 something whatever, just like you say. Hardly worth over $100 million. Sometimes i wish these players (if they were team players) would say "god i know i sucked this year, let me give you some of my contract back". Gee, then i dont know, maybe the owners would invest that money in more talent. Thats why right there i feel no player is worth that type of money. Like these people are superheroes or something. Know who deserves a $100 million? Those that protect our streets, fire fighters, etc. try filling their shoes.

Verlander's era is 4.50 something whatever, just like you say. Hardly worth over $100 million. Sometimes i wish these players (if they were team players) would say "god i know i sucked this year, let me give you some of my contract back". Gee, then i dont know, maybe the owners would invest that money in more talent. Thats why right there i feel no player is worth that type of money. Like these people are superheroes or something. Know who deserves a $100 million? Those that protect our streets, fire fighters, etc. try filling their shoes.

 

 

 

Teachers. Teachers deserve $100m. I may be biased, but I could sure use a raise.

Teachers. Teachers deserve $100m. I may be biased, but I could sure use a raise.

 

 

I like what you did there. So, freelance writers, they're worth $100M too, instead of writing shitty poker reviews for four cents a word.

 

 

Protectors > teachers > sports players.

I like what you did there. So, freelance writers, they're worth $100M too, instead of writing shitty poker reviews for four cents a word.

 

 

 

Quote three pages of "how to poker: 4 dummy's" in every Article.

Pope> Protectors > teachers > sports players.

 

 

Protectors > teachers > sports players.

 

 

Who teaches the protectors to protect?

Chuck Norris,

 

 

 

 

Oh oh I only saw that film for the first time a week or so ago!

 

Malkovich mugged that accent, then bum-raped it.

 

 

Protectors > teachers > sports players.

 

Doctors>Protectors > teachers > sports players.

 

 

Strippers>