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Me>All of you

Me>All of you

 

 

 

Way to fucking ruin the joke WildTurd....

 

I give the Brit a pass because atleast within the context of his nationality it was pretty faking funny......

 

 

But yours is just fucking stupid.

 

 

Jesus fucking Christ I need my own "WildTurd" face palm.

Me>All of you

 

 

 

Found it.

I.LOVE.HIM.SO.MUCH.

 

 

I'm a teacher and I'd like a raise so that I can then go to more Marlins games and contribute to the idea of paying our players record setting contracts. So there's that.

 

 

 

Therefore... if you want the Marlins to spend more money, give us teachers a raise.

Take money out of your savings so you can go to more games. If you, and others, go to more games revenue will increase. If revenue increases payroll will increase. If payroll increases, the product on the field improves, and more people show up. Rinse and repeat.

 

(and then you go broke because ticket prices go up)

 

 

If you buy season tickets and figure how much you're spending per Stanton homer...

 

that's pretty good dong value.

 

 

Take money out of your savings so you can go to more games. If you, and others, go to more games revenue will increase. If revenue increases payroll will increase. If payroll increases, the product on the field improves, and more people show up. Rinse and repeat.

 

(and then you go broke because ticket prices go up)

 

 

 

Bender.....

 

Turn this into a "Direct TV cable commercial"z

If you buy season tickets and figure how much you're spending per Stanton homer...

 

that's pretty good dong value.

 

 

 

Piazza don't pay for strange.

Piazza don't pay for strange.

 

 

 

I bet he paid for dong once or twice.

 

Mike Piazza, not you.

I bet he paid for dong once or twice.

 

Mike Piazza, not you.

 

 

If you buy season tickets and figure how much you're spending per Stanton homer...

 

that's pretty good dong value.

 

The Stanton Flex Pack would be hawt

 

 

Bender.....

 

Turn this into a "Direct TV cable commercial"z

 

Featuring a cameo by Winn Dixie.

 

 

Featuring a cameo by Winn Dixie.

 

 

 

Sure, and include that dog too.

ESPN's poll of MLB writers has Stanton edging out Kershaw for the MVP

 

 

If Giancarlo goes on a ridiculous tear in September [hitting like .450], he could win the triple crown.

 

Won't happen, but, it's possible! NL leader has a .311 average.

 

Hitting .450 in September would put him at about .315

 

 

[deleted] shitty [deleted].

 

 

 

Saw this word and your username and got scared....

 

 

 

Then excited.....

 

 

Then scared again.

Saw this word and your username and got scared....

 

 

 

Then excited.....

 

 

Then scared again.

 

We're doomed, I tell you. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

 

 

We are not worthy.

 

 

First 100+ RBI season since Uggla's 2010.

 

Chance at 120 RBI. Only two Marlins have done that [sheffield, Wilson].

 

Top 5:

 

1. Preston Wilson [121, 2000]

 

2. Gary Sheffield [120, 1996]

 

3. Miguel Cabrera [119, 2007]

 

4. Miguel Cabrera [116, 2005]

 

5t. Moises Alou [115, 1997]

 

5t. Carlos Delgado [115, 2005]

 

He can definitely crack this list.

 

 

Boom

First 100+ RBI season since Uggla's 2010.

 

Chance at 120 RBI. Only two Marlins have done that [sheffield, Wilson].

 

Top 5:

 

1. Preston Wilson [121, 2000]

 

2. Gary Sheffield [120, 1996]

 

3. Miguel Cabrera [119, 2007]

 

4. Miguel Cabrera [116, 2005]

 

5t. Moises Alou [115, 1997]

 

5t. Carlos Delgado [115, 2005]

 

He can definitely crack this list.

 

 

As long as Solano stays in that #2 spot, absolutely.

 

 

Preston Wison sticks out like a sore thumb in that list