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Melky Cabrera Suspended 50 Games


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Man. That was the best fantasy trade I made all year. Alex avila for melky straight up.

 

I traded Granderson and Vogelsong for Melky and Cueto, and then just picked up Avila (who I had drafted and then dropped some time ago) out of FA a couple of days ago.

I've been doing really good in my league, but daaaaaamn this is going to screw me.

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I always wonder if sometimes a decent player gets dumped by a team because they figure it out but fail to report it...

 

Anyone ever think of that? Like... I notice a lot of players getting caught on teams they've just joined. Often times we've seen former Marlins getting caught as well. You think that maybe sometimes rumor gets around in the locker room or something, or perhaps whispers make it up to management and a player is let go of because of that?

 

I mean... I dunno. I'm not saying any team is dirtier than the next...

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So when he appeals and its discovered that the guy handling the sample carried it in his left hand instead of his right will he be cleared?

 

It's kind of comical to me that mostly everyone (not just here) is readily assuming Melky is guilty just because he's playing above his head this season while the majority seemed to give Braun the benefit of the doubt.

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So when he appeals and its discovered that the guy handling the sample carried it in his left hand instead of his right will he be cleared?

 

 

Not only cleared, but the purest of all guilt and personal impurities. Much like a new born child.

 

In fact, one could say that his victimization in such a case would make him an even better person than he was before.

 

Not to mention that it would be a marquee...! no, landmark...! no, iconic...! milestone for baseball, proving that not all players use steroids.

 

He will have proven that there is still good in this league. No, in this world!

 

All hail Milky Fernando Bender Rodriguez Cabrera III !! For it is he who hath delivered the word of the good lord, and shall save us all by banishing homosexuality from our Chick-Fil-A's nationwide!

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