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2022-2023 Offseason Thread

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22 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

My problem is who are any of us to decide? Fuck the court of public opinion, if the actual court system didn’t put him in jail then he can play baseball. It’s illegal to discriminate housing based on prior arrests, it should be illegal for employers to do so if your alleged crime (that he wasn’t even convicted of) doesn’t impact your ability to do that particular job.  I get not letting a pedophile teach kindergarten, but as far as I’m concerned he is not a criminal because he was never convicted of a crime. And this isn’t 1982, ask Bill Cosby and Weinstein if dudes still get away with sexual assault just cause they’re “somebody”. 

It's a sensitive subject.  Sometimes people are guilty and the cops screwed up with the chain of custody on a key piece of evidence and that's why they get off or charges get dropped.  Other times, certain cases paint the accused as a pariah because that's what "sells" in the media - sometimes it's the opposite too.  There's so much that goes into proving a case and also so much that simply we NEVER hear about for one reason or another.  You'll see documentaries on serial killer cases (BTK for instance) where certain things are held back for decades in case a suspect is found.  You're free to judge with your own eyes and ears but a lot of what we feel is knee-jerk or carefully crafted by sources like media, etc to see what gets the most eyeballs and ears and it can be REALLY DIFFICULT to break free of our first impression - hence why people always say first impressions count.

6 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Imagine the optics if the Marlins got Bauer. 

i know this is tongue-in-cheek but honestly, it would probably get more people to the park in the long run (assuming the Marlins still bring in a + bat) because the Marlins would likely be winning a lot more games with Sandy and Bauer at the top of the rotation.  The Marlins have a negligible amount of people that show up now. There's really very little risk overall and it would likely have the opposite effect many think it would have. Just an honest opinion of how it would play out.

If I were Kim, I'd sign him and make him give a public apology. Fake his remorse if he has to, and donate part of his salary to underprivileged minorities, women, handicap people, whatever.

2 minutes ago, Entendu said:

If I were Kim, I'd sign him and make him give a public apology. Fake his remorse if he has to, and donate part of his salary to underprivileged minorities, women, handicap people, whatever.

Ehhh Bauer would never do that, he’s a total douche bag nerd lol I honestly I can’t stand the guy, but I know he would make the team better so honestly, fuck all the other bullshit.

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Just now, TaiwanAstros said:

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54 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Ehhh Bauer would never do that, he’s a total douche bag nerd lol I honestly I can’t stand the guy, but I know he would make the team better so honestly, fuck all the other bullshit.

Then he'll be a cancer to the team and probably not worth it.

3 hours ago, Entendu said:

If I were Kim, I'd sign him and make him give a public apology. Fake his remorse if he has to, and donate part of his salary to underprivileged minorities, women, handicap people, whatever.

So he'd basically be donating to the Marlins front office? 

6 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

So he'd basically be donating to the Marlins front office? 

LOL

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On 1/7/2023 at 8:20 AM, SonOfJack said:

Besides the fact that Chapman is a shitty person, he also quit on his team in October this past postseason. And prior to that, it isn't like his performance was good either.

I have no idea why the fish would have interest, if they really do.

Because it's a very Marlins thing to do to sign a big-name player that was good 5 years ago.

 

19 hours ago, hovertical said:

Waiting to see him go to a team that chokes down the stretch.

This is bad, but funny....

 

 

So he'll be going to the Mets?  lol

 

15 hours ago, TaiwanAstros said:

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relax. lol

I don't want sanchez or profar anyway.

 

15 hours ago, TaiwanAstros said:

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Gaby Sanchez making a comeback?

36 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Gaby Sanchez making a comeback?

Idk about Gaby, but the Dirty Sanchez is making its way back into my life lately.

8 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Idk about Gaby, but the Dirty Sanchez is making its way back into my life lately.

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6 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

I don't want to know how you found this

Thanks for asking, typed in dirty sanchez in the GIF search and that came up.

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-Sign Cueto.

-Sign Bauer for the minimum (the Marlins' PR situation is already so bad, it can't get worse......heck, sign him and fire Kim the same day, get all the bad PR out of the way lol) - hope he's still good on the field, trade him when we're inevitably out of it.

-Trade for Reynolds.

-Trade for a BP arm/closer?

-Another bat would be nice, but where are we getting it this late?

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Just now, SonOfJack said:

We aren't 

True.  Why am I bothering to think about it.

 

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2 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

heck, sign him and fire Kim the same day, get all the bad PR out of the way lol)

Holy crap this would be bad bad bad. A woman fired the same day you bring in a woman beater.

@SongInTheAir will kill me, but imo it’s on mlb to kick Bauer out of the league (and they should). If all owners agree to keep him out then that’s great. If he’s going to play, it might as well be Miami…

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12 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

@SongInTheAir will kill me, but imo it’s on mlb to kick Bauer out of the league (and they should). If all owners agree to keep him out then that’s great. If he’s going to play, it might as well be Miami…

In terms of baseball production they'd likely get a much better value from Bauer than spending 10-12mil on Cueto.

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