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What gift will the Marlins give Miggy?

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The biggest mistake the Marlins ever made (and they've made a lot of them) was not buying out his arbitration years. Dude should have been a Marlin for life, or at least for a much longer time than five years.

Cabrera is probably the single greatest talent that has ever put on a Marlins uniform.

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Just now, Valid said:

The biggest mistake the Marlins ever made (and they've made a lot of them) was not buying out his arbitration years. Dude should have been a Marlin for life, or at least for a much longer time than five years.

Cabrera is probably the single greatest talent that has ever put on a Marlins uniform.

So are you guessing the gift is retroactively buying out his Arby years?

8 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

So are you guessing the gift is retroactively buying out his Arby years?

they are buying him an Arby's giftcard. Burgers Potatoes GIF by Arbys MX

37 minutes ago, Valid said:

Cabrera is probably the single greatest talent that has ever put on a Marlins uniform.

Only cuz Marco Polo Vargas, Ronald McDonald Hernandez, Bryson Cheerios, and Jose Salad never got to officially put on a Marlins uniform. 

9 minutes ago, Erick said:

A trade back to Miami.

Jk…I think. 

That'd be hilarious.

 

"Miggy ... we're giving you a uniform."

"Ha cool, thanks I guess."

"You're batting 7th today."

"Huh?"

<trade confirmed on big screen in CF>

1 hour ago, Valid said:

Cabrera is probably the single greatest talent that has ever put on a Marlins uniform.

What a crazy thing to say when there's literal photographic evidence of

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2 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

Probably, you didn't ask that he plays it well

Because he is Miguel Cabrera I already know he will be less of a disaster even at his advanced age than Jacob Stallings. 

 

And its not like Stallings is really good defensively anymore anyway, which is really why I asked if he can play catcher...

It’s sad that Cabrera didn’t stick around long enough to be a true Marlins legend in the sense of like “signing a one day contract with the Marlins and then retiring so he can retire a Marlin.” 

He will forever be considered an all time Detroit Tigers legend and will have a Tigers hat on his plaque when he goes in the Hall of Fame, as he should have it.

I’m still waiting and at this point we might not ever see it, for the Marlins first HOFer. I don’t know if we will ever see that though, with the Marlins trading away ever great player they’ve ever had and never keeping anyone around long enough to be a HOF representative. The closer chance they ever had was with Stanton, still would have been a long shot for him to make the HOF, but if he would have stayed healthy and stayed with the Marlins for his whole career and hit 500+ HR. He could have been the first.

Gary Sheffield has said for years that he wants to have a Marlins hat on his HOF plaque, but I’m not sure he will ever make it at least in the traditional way. And even if he does make it, I just have a feeling that MLB find a way to override his request and include the Dodgers and Braves and Yankees logos on there as well. Just because.. Marlins. 😂

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5 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

You all suck, not 1 legit guess for the gift

How about….

One of his items they put in the expansive Marlins museum in the park 

20 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

You all suck, not 1 legit guess for the gift

I’m guessing a plaque of him somewhere in the park or a bust of him somewhere or his name somewhere on the wall. Retired number might be taking things too far.. but that’s always a possibility.

But now that they’re taking on Robertson’s salary, they might not have a big budget remaining for a gift. So most likely a 2003 commemorative Cabrera jersey and a video montage of Cabrera in 2003 on the big screen. 😂

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11 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

I’m guessing a plaque of him somewhere in the park or a bust of him somewhere or his name somewhere on the wall. Retired number might be taking things too far.. but that’s always a possibility.

But now that they’re taking on Robertson’s salary, they might not have a big budget remaining for a gift. So most likely a 2003 commemorative Cabrera jersey and a video montage of Cabrera in 2003 on the big screen. 😂

I’m also predicting some surprise guests from the 2003 team might pop up and and gives some hugs to Miguel and somehow @pollythewog will be standing there in line to give Cabrera a hug. 

#pollyamory

30 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

And then he eats it right there live by himself before the game

Delay - Ceremony

<look-in>

"Cabrera is declining the final half a foot of the sandwich having already vomited twice and defecated himself once. The crowd isn't accepting this and neither is the promoter. They are telling Cabrera this game will not begin until he has finished eating the Gigante."

47 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

A hand drawn piece of artwork by that artist they used to feature on the Marlins charity telecasts. He did one of Stanton and I forget who else. Maybe from the 2003 World Series when he homered off Clemens.

Omg I remember these and the charity broadcasts. Wow those were the good old days. 

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