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Dear Santa I wood like a cool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do? Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie. Santa Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch. Santa Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China . I have a condo in Miami , where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible or are you just a Blonde? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging sh*t may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, first, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa

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I hate the idea. I would like to see us go after the needs first, or sign Cabs to an actual deal, rather than a yearly thing. There are bigger issues with this team other than worrying about getting arod. He fills NO NEED and we can trade Willis for a position that we need-mostly CF. I don't think any deal happens without a stadium deal. Remember Delgado was bought here to help us seal the deal for a stadium and it never happened. The same may go for Arod. I HATE the idea of getting AROD when he doesn't really fill a need.

Reading the article on mlb.com. Nomar and Thome won the comeback player of the years. What a shame, JoBo had a great season. but can't rteally argue with the results. http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/press_r...sp&c_id=mlb

Great article-They would be the story of a lifetime if they go to the WS

would like to see Borchard in CF, see what he could do there. But it's a solid lineup.

I wouldn't mind seeing willis traded if it was a great trade offer and involved positions that we needed (CF, C, etc.) I think he could bring us a great package. I would hate to see him leave, but everybody has a price and if it were very good deal I wouldn't be oppossed to it. We have lots of talented starters that are up here ready to get an everyday shot and could easily replace Willis. I think his trade value is as high as it will be because of last season, I don't see him having a season again like last, so just my 2 cents. It would have to be a great offer. But I'd listen.

By the time the 20 inning came, wouldn't all the bench people be used trying to win the game. If I could I'd use Alfredo. He seems like he caould play everywhere.

Finnally national press

I like the guy. He is not an everyday catcher, but is solid for a start or two a week.

Nobody can work the money like Beinfest. It's great that the organization has him. Imagineif they didn't.

Get well soon Peter. Can't belive he was that young

I think we'll see a trade, it just depends on if it will hurt us chemistry wise, like willis being traded or help us-like getting a center fielder.

The bullpen has become very solid. Great to see us have 6 straight wins. Beating the best offense in Baseball

I doubted him before, NOT anymore. HE is GREAT. I've been saying he should be in the ALL-StAR game, but he'll be overlooked.

Great Job Olson, lets keep it up!!!

Glad to see Ross back in the lineup

I'd like to leave him in the leadoff and have him break out on his own.

LOL-That was great. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Glad to hear German is going to stay in the organization. Surprised noone claimed him.

Just go read Ball Four. This has been going on for over 40 years... Yep, and it's just starting to be big news. I see more players coming out-possibly big names no longer playing. I always liked Leyritz too.

I hate the FoX broadcast. I'd like to see more games on a couple of networks rather than all on Fox-which only airs 1 a week.

Hate to see him go to a team I hate. I like the guy he did so much for the Titans.

Good write-up I think this team has a nucleus to build around. I will be exciting over the next few years. If they could only get a stadium

He is a pitcher first and needed to get that on track first. The hitting for him may come or not-I don't care as long as he pitches the way he is currently