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We're ahead of the Astros AND White Sox now? HO LEE FUK SUM TING WONG. WI TU LO BANG-DING OW

Solano keeps contributing and this board keeps hating. Solano has a fuck face that not even a mother can love. Billy Martin would have cut him just for looking like a prick in his publicity photos.

Was lucky enough to speak to the Man himself yesterday regarding his deleted twitter account--- Someone was pretending to be him, according to him. From what was mentioned (My spanish sucks), he said he doesn't know enough english to have said half the things he's said on there. Looks like the team found out, and had it shut down.

Gif of qualls? Was watching Joe Wests slow ass strike call and didn't see it at the game.

Picking up balls is a responsibility on any team and part of what helps practice go by quicker.... I don't blame Tino for being upset with that, but I do blame him for being a bipolar little pissant and going about it the wrong way. Correct it from day one, talk to them sternly but without aggression and if doesn't work leave them to pick up the balls in the cage themselves when they hit, and leave them to pitch to themselves too.

Fernandez needs to win, he's been dominant as a SP in my eyes

Piazza. Nuff said

Ha, yeah. I just checked. No followers, following or tweets when you try to look. Atleast on my phone.

So is Christian Yelich in a Hipster Mike Piazza kind of way.

So is Christian Yelich in a Hipster Mike Piazza kind of way.

Kevin Slowey to DL, corresponding roster move to be announced Sunday according to Marlins. http://joefrisaro.mlblogs.com/

*Raises hand* Why the hell did a Rays fan start the game thread?

*Sits in chair, gets popcorn ready. *

Adeiny Hechavarria's retweets have broken the system. I sent him a tweet asking him to stop retweeting, I got retweeted.

We're all a bunch of motherf***ing lunatics! There's only one thing crazier than being a marlins fan.... Someone let me know when they find it.

The last three seasons are the exact reason MLB and the MLBPA should never get involved in a teams finances. Hanley was a scrub for a few years, JJ was always injured (reasonin for not wanting that fourth year) and Nolasco wasn't worth the paper his contract was printed on. In my opinion, the marlins hand out long term contracts perfectly, hesitant to add extra years to injury probe players and at fair market value. See Uggla, and what he declined and got and his production. AJ Burnett too. I can't see the marlins giving Stanton more than 5 years without out clauses. Nothing good came out if the marlins spending, and I don't think I can name a good Free Agent signing for any team that ended up being a great deal or a fair deal recently. The only one I can think of is Pudge, and maybe... Maybe prince fielder but its too early to tell.

How he hell did he get converted to a starter?

"Tu eres Maricon. Señor Vicente" VPLP, Yunelito

Tu eres Maricon. Señor Vicente

And...... That just happened.

I hope the marlins start trading some of this SP depth for infield prospects. Not a lot of them, but it would be good to even out our pitching- hitters ratio. Or hell, make a run for a good veteran with some years on his deal

I liked Jon Schambi

The old miami marlins were a negro league team? Well, Satchel Paige played with them at one point. What does that have to do with anything? Paige also played for 3 MLB teams. At least I think 3. I do know he was the oldest rookie to ever play when he got the call from the Cleveland Indians, even tho his true age was always in question. But to answer the question.........No. The Miami Marlins were a AAA club in the International League. You must be dense, he played around 25 years in the negro leagues before Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier and allowed him his first chance at the majors.

Apparently we are wearing this cap Paired with this lovely jersey That jersey just made me nut a little

What's this about Dick Pole? Did he get inteviewed during Jose's 1-2-3 inning too?