BOOM!

Seems like those eyes have been fixed!

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man-Child?

Seems like those eyes have been fixed!

 

Trader jack gave him some oldschool advice. "Just close your eyes and swing, stampton."

Hahaha that's funny as sh*t.

Hahahaha. That's funny as sh*t.

mike stanton

Crushed. And I mean CRUSHED.

 

 

 

Good Lord....that clip will never get old.

Cubs fans' tears are his fuel.

Hopefully last night is the start of another Slammin' Stanton Streak

Hopefully last night is the start of another Slammin' Stanton Streak

 

 

Yeah, this. Anytime he hits a home run, I'm so excited for his next 10 at-bats.

Clutch 2 run double on capuano, when we haven't hit on him at all

He ties his HR total from last year.

Seems like Stanton only ever hits solo homers. Of his 22, at least 14 have been solo shots going by the game logs.

Loria needs to lock him up in the next 1-3 years...and I mean lock him up. Stanton>Johnson. Sorry JJ...

Mike is tied for 3rd in NL Home Runs with Pujols and Prince... Look at Mike and Pujols' stats... very identical except for all those K's...imagine if Mike learns to cut his whiffs in half :o

i can honestly imagine him topping out at 50 hr's, 120 rbi's, batting .290 and opsing over 1000

Loria needs to lock him up in the next 1-3 years...and I mean lock him up. Stanton>Johnson. Sorry JJ...

 

Lock him up for 22 years. IDC if he retires after 15, just make sure he stays.

TWENTY FIVE

add me to the fan club no homo

Someone needs to photohop a smiling Stanton onto the face of the guy in the background LOL

and the legend grows. guns out Reyes at the plate, grand slam in extras...

I have recently been disrespecting,

Mike

Stanton

He has only hit like 5 Home Runs since I posted so I will make up for it with,

5 posts.

 

I know were not supposed to worship idols... but Giancarlo. :notworthy