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2022-2023 Offseason Thread

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6 minutes ago, TaiwanAstros said:

Miami "Who wants my money " Marlins 

What money? Seems like some random retiree from Naples bought this team and is going around asking players if they accept newspaper coupons

Edited by Entendu

15 minutes ago, TaiwanAstros said:

Really need to think about it with this regime, worth our time to support them ?

You've basically asked this so many fucking times already. Shit or get off the pot.

Anyways, Kim is going to win us back on February 11th with a gigantic trade and we'll all wonder why we ever doubted her.

The team will then lose 97 games and we'll realize why we ever doubted her.

Oh and just to add the icing on the damn cake, Bally sports is apparently on the brink of Bankruptcy. So that shiny little TV deal could potentially be pulled lol

7 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Oh and just to add the icing on the damn cake, Bally sports is apparently on the brink of Bankruptcy. So that shiny little TV deal could potentially be pulled lol

Bally's is AWFUL so I hope they do lose it. I've never seen more incorrect info displayed during games than I have in any sport since these clowns took over

Edit: maybe Ng works for Bally's?

Edited by hovertical

7 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Oh and just to add the icing on the damn cake, Bally sports is apparently on the brink of Bankruptcy. So that shiny little TV deal could potentially be pulled lol

Actually that would be poetic justice for this cheap jerk owner. He wasn’t spending the money either way.

1 minute ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Oh and just to add the icing on the damn cake, Bally sports is apparently on the brink of Bankruptcy. So that shiny little TV deal could potentially be pulled lol

It's great Sherman to lose money !!!

17 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said:

Oh and just to add the icing on the damn cake, Bally sports is apparently on the brink of Bankruptcy. So that shiny little TV deal could potentially be pulled lol

Oh this makes me happy. Fuck Ballys with a spiked dildo.

28 minutes ago, Michael said:

Anyways, Kim is going to win us back on February 11th with a gigantic trade and we'll all wonder why we ever doubted her.

The team will then lose 97 games and we'll realize why we ever doubted her.

Tbh this is probably the closest to the truth as in they'll do something and then fail anyways so all of this is kinda pointless anyways. 

4 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Oh this makes me happy. Fuck Ballys with a spiked dildo.

Why reward them?

13 minutes ago, mystikol87 said:

Actually that would be poetic justice for this cheap jerk owner. He wasn’t spending the money either way.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?

If Bruce Sherman is given money to spend but he doesn't spend it, does it make a sound?

Wait, not sure if I did that right. 

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14 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Oh this makes me happy. Fuck Ballys with a spiked dildo.

Maybe Bruce will decide to sell without the extra revenue?  We can hope lol.

The next time the Marlins are sold, MLB needs to think long and hard about the next owner. This can't keep happening.

Maybe Ken Griffin will buy the team

Edited by Entendu

5 minutes ago, Entendu said:

The next time the Marlins are sold, MLB needs to think long and hard about the next owner. This can't keep happening.

Maybe Ken Griffin will buy the team

It’s Spelled Ken Griffey*** 

you call yourself a baseball fan? SMH

14 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

I came here to say this, you bastard.

I know. I'm you from the future.

 

No, it doesn't end well.

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Makes sense. It didn't begin well either.

Is this your dad talking now?

1 minute ago, hovertical said:

Is this your dad talking now?

True story according to my mother. When I was born the nurses in the room told her I'll make a woman very happy one day. I was sexually harassed right out of the womb. They were also wrong.

Just now, SonOfJack said:

True story according to my mother. When I was born the nurses in the room told her I'll make a woman very happy one day. I was sexually harassed right out of the womb.

To be fair, I think it's required for all nurses to give positive (albeit fake) compliments to a new mother. I mean her va jayjay was just exploded so it's the polite thing to do.

Personally, I think EVERY baby looks like an alien squid.

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