AT LEAST WE GOT THE HOME RUN SCULPTURE. LOLOLOLOL.

 

130 LOSSES HERE WE COME.

MATHIS? ARE YOU sh*tting ME?!

He's a good catcher but no offense whatsoever.

Brantly, we have your backup.

Who is on our team?

Scott Miller �@ScottMCBS

C Jeff Mathis to #Marlins, per @elliottbaseball

 

 

A f***ing old guy from Miami? Great job, Loria.

so....

C - Brantley

1b - Carlos Lee

2b - Solano

SS - Escobar

3b - Dobbs

RF Stanton

CF ruggs

LF morrison

 

Nolasco

Turner

Eovaldi

Leblanc

???

 

Cishek

 

that's all I got

Does Loria live in Miami? I cannot fathom him showing his two-timing face anywhere in Miami without getting bitch-slapped like the son of a bitch he truly is.

Juan C. Rodriguez �@JCRMarlinsbeat

Source: #Marlins chipping in $4 million, getting back CF Jake Marisnick and RHP Anthony DeSclafani among others. #bluejays

Precisely one player from this photograph, taken just 367 days ago, is still with the team.

 

 

 

AND IT HAD TO ****ING BE NOLASCO

 

 

i was just about to mention nolasco.

 

Nolasco is either getting traded as well, or he just called his agent to request a trade. He won't be here for long.

Juan C. Rodriguez @JCRMarlinsbeat

Source: #Marlins chipping in $4 million, getting back CF Jake Marisnick and RHP Anthony DeSclafani among others. #bluejays

Seriously, No Hockey probably for the season. A Crappy Carolina Panthers team, a crappy Bobcats team and I don't even like basketball., and probably one of the shittiest marlins team we have ever seen too look forward to until next hockey season.

 

This has to be open of the worst periods in my sports life.

If it wasn't for the bonds, the city should blow the stadium up or convert it for the Hurricanes and find a way that Loria violated his lease and let him play in Homestead.

we had to pay $4 mil?! LOL

Done and done. I won't go to another Marlin game.

Jeff Mathis and his career .570 OPS? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Now I have the one win Jaguars and the 130 loss Marlins to root for. f*** IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL.

So, how much do you want to bet Loria gets another baseball team after he gets done wrecking the Marlins?

We re even giving them money for this sh*tty deal. Nice.

Now I have the one win Jaguars and the 130 loss Marlins to root for. f*** IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL.

 

 

Same boat, man. Same boat. Just total f***eries of a front office.

If it wasn't for the bonds, the city should blow the stadium up or convert it for the Hurricanes and find a way that Loria violated his lease and let him play in Homestead.

 

 

Seriously though, a lawsuit is in order.

It really seems to me that they want to try for the 5th time to trade anyone over 25 and build through drafts and prospects.

 

Too bad that we generally suck with that. We won't see a somewhat decent team until 2015-2016.

oh hey, remember this?

 

Marlins' Jeffrey Loria and David Samson conned Miami, lined their pockets and held a fire sale

anyone who's still a Marlins fan after this is a god damn moron.

 

Or a fan who just loves the team no matter how many times it breaks his or her heart ...

I'm sticking around.

Guys, it could be worse. We could be Cub Fans.

the Cubs will still be a team in 5 years

You know who I really feel sorry for? All the stadium employees who will inevitably be laid off. And Tommy and Rich. They are going to have to fill a lot of airspace for the next couple of years.

anyone who's still a Marlins fan after this is a god damn moron.

 

Or a fan who just loves the team no matter how many times it breaks his or her heart ...

I'm sticking around.

Guys, it could be worse. We could be Cub Fans.

 

I would rather be a Cubs fan right now.