Popular Post No Limit Marlins Commander Posted September 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2020 Its been a long time coming gentlemen and ladies. It is September and we are in the playoff race. I know some of you are unaware of how things work, but let me give you a primer: It is nearly playoff season. The Marlins are in the thick of the hunt. The time is upon us to go No Limit for the Marlins in our quest for Pennant #3, World Series trophy #3. It's time to put aside all our differences, put aside all the bullshit and the infighting and unite for a common cause. You MUST go NO LIMIT in your support of the Marlins basball team. Grab your good luck charms, grab your old dingy hats, your old dingy jerseys, or tshirts. Dust them off. Put that sweat stained or beer stained 2003 championship gear on and saddle up boys (and girls). I implore you.... grab your left nut (or your left ovary) and let out a primal scream. There is no looking back. The train is leaving the station and I need all Marlin fans on this train, I NEED the Marlins No LImit Army to be ready to roll as we move into October and do what only we can do. Be victorious. Unlike any other franchise, October means victory. October means conquest. It is time boys and girls. It has been a long time coming. Grab that nut (or ovary) as hard as you can, squeeze until it hurts, and let out that primal yell in support of this baseball club. Its No Limit time. It's Go Time! 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michael Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 WE'RE ALL READY TO GO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 lmao this guy last posted 4 years ago and before that his last post was 8 years before that lmao wow 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, SilverBullet said: lmao this guy last posted 4 years ago and before that his last post was 8 years before that lmao wow He picks his spots. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Phenom Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Maybe he's Larry? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 is that trump wearing a helmet in WWII ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photo-Realistic Billy Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, el_gmac said: is that trump wearing a helmet in WWII ? Nah, that looks like an American helmet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QbanCastillo Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Fun character returning. Its refreshing to see the Marlins be buyers at the deadline. I remember this guy from when the Marlins were good. Next thing you are going to tell me is Ramp is coming back here. Fuck me. Or Accord. Or Spike. Or Miri. Or who the fuck knows who else I'm forgetting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Das Texan said: Fun character returning. Its refreshing to see the Marlins be buyers at the deadline. I remember this guy from when the Marlins were good. Next thing you are going to tell me is Ramp is coming back here. Fuck me. Or Accord. Or Spike. Or Miri. Or who the fuck knows who else I'm forgetting. Bring back Shenanigans to start game threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, Michael said: Bring back Shenanigans to start game threads. Only after CapeFish does one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, Das Texan said: Only after CapeFish does one. He stops by occasionally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Admin Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 @No Limit Marlins CommanderI grabbed my right nut instead by mistake, what happens now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CoastieMike Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 Is this sparta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 16 hours ago, SonOfJack said: @No Limit Marlins CommanderI grabbed my right nut instead by mistake, what happens now? I'm curious how did you make this mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, SilverBullet said: I'm curious how did you make this mistake? I was looking in a mirror while doing it 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 From MLB.com... nice to read positive words about us... Quote To watch this team is to fall in love with baseball all over again. They’re wildly entertaining. They throw hard, run the bases like wild men and line up hard-throwing kid pitchers. Yes, they’re a bit offensively challenged, but the acquisition of Starling Marte should help that. Miami may be the most dangerous kind of postseason team, and it’s so much fun to type those words. That is, the Marlins don’t know what they don’t know. Want to grab a bat and stand in the box against Pablo López? (Answer: You don’t) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Limit Marlins Commander Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 9/1/2020 at 5:54 PM, SonOfJack said: @No Limit Marlins CommanderI grabbed my right nut instead by mistake, what happens now? Sounds like you have an issue following direction. You will just have to grab that left nut and hope for the best son. Times like these call for our soldiers to be unified in battle. Cannot have any that do not follow direction as that will lead us down a path of failure. Grab that left nut son and give it a big ole squeeze. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Limit Marlins Commander Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 9/1/2020 at 6:05 PM, CoastieMike said: Is this sparta? No. This is battle where we are the aggressor.. This is saddling up and heading into town looking for that pennant. Not a defense of anything, instead we are the aggressor. We are coming into town and taking what we seek. We are ripping the hopes and dreams from the armies we conquer along the way until we are left on the battlefield, waving our flag proudly over our vanquished opponents. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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