At this point... we need to just enjoy the monsterdongs for as long as they last.

All is not lost. He will sign here. Mark my words.

All is not lost. He will sign here. Mark my words.

I am actually beginning to agree.

Stanton's happiness is what matters most now. That's not a joke either.

Stanton's happiness is what matters most now. That's not a joke either.

Thank you. This thread really means a lot guys.

Thank you. This thread really means a lot guys.

Are you Mr Stanton himself?

Are you Mr Stanton himself?

 

Of course! Ask him ANYTHING!

Well iv always wondered what Stanton eats for breakfast

Personally, I've always wanted to see his penis.

Personally, I've always wanted to see his penis.

I took a peak at a restaurant urinal once. He had to stand 3 feet from toilet... It was glorious.

I took a peak at a restaurant urinal once. He had to stand 3 feet from toilet... It was glorious.

To be a fly on that stall...

well, if that was him he won't stop running until he hits L.A. hahaha

I love how he just rounds the bases like hitting a home run is no big thing.

 

Yasiel Puig does a bat flip on a freaking single.

I love how he just rounds the bases like hitting a home run is no big thing.

 

Yasiel Puig does a bat flip on a freaking single.

 

I was wondering what a battle flip was haha

well, if that was him he won't stop running until he hits L.A. hahaha

Don't project your homophobia onto Mr. Stanton, thank you very much.

He has 40 RBI's already. The team record is 121 by Preston Wilson. You guys think he has a shot of breaking that?

He has 40 RBI's already. The team record is 121 by Preston Wilson. You guys think he has a shot of breaking that?

 

If he stays healthy, absolutely.

I also hope he can hit at least 43 homers this year. I'd like him to have both of those.

I also hope he can hit at least 43 homers this year. I'd like him to have both of those.

 

A 40 HR/120 RBI season would bring me to tears of joy.

A 40 HR/120 RBI season would bring me to tears of joy.

Well, we've played 35 games now, 35*4=130 games, if Stanton keeps up this pace, he'll have 44 at that point. So ... definitely doable.

I hope Stanton plays at least 150 G this season. I think he's learning how to stay healthy, now.

I don't think that this lineup is good enough to give him opportunities for 120 RBI's, but I definitely think that he'll hit 40+ HR's if he stays healthy all year.

Stanton's OPS at .995 now. 4th in baseball.

I love how he just rounds the bases like hitting a home run is no big thing.

 

Yasiel Puig does a bat flip on a freaking single.

 

Puig did a bat flip on a fly out while playing the nationals. It was quite hilarious.

 

I'm all for bat flips and showmanship if you actually crushed something, or walked off, etc....But a fly out?

 

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Puig did a bat flip on a fly out while playing the nationals. It was quite hilarious.

 

I'm all for bat flips and showmanship if you actually crushed something, or walked off, etc....But a fly out?

 

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Maybe he likes the way it comes off his hand?